Family Guy: OC Universe
(A/E: This is a reboot of my two stories: 'Meg and Eddie' and 'Chris's Girlfriend'. I'll use my main OCs plus Malcolm Fox's from 'Meg's Boyfriend/Family', Ander's from 'Spellbook' and Bhaal's from 'Tale of a Valkyrie' as supporting characters. I'll keep Seth's characters personalities, but showing more their positive attitudes and less their negative. I hope you enjoy it.)
Chapter 1: Griffin Siblings' Bond
This story begins in the Griffin's house; Peter was reading the newspaper while Lois is washing the dishes.
"Hey Lois, do you know that Osama Bin Laden is still alive?" Peter asked.
"Wait, are you sure?" Lois asked scared.
"He, he, he, he, he, he, not really" Peter answered "I just wanted to see your reaction"
"That wasn't funny, Peter" Lois said annoyed "My uncle had a horrible accident at 9/11."
Flashback
We see Lois's uncle watching the Twin Towers falling down because the terrorist attack; fortunately, he was so far away from it.
"Wow, I'm glad I wasn't there..." he walked and tripped over a rock "OW! I think I broke my leg!"
Flashback's end
We see Brian and Stewie coming in the house; Stewie was happy, but Brian is upset.
"Hey guys, how was Stewie's medical checking?" Lois asked.
" "It was good until Stewie changed his name of the appointment to mine and the doctor found out I had worms and he decided to castrate me" Brian explained "Fortunately Stewie blackmailed the doctor to let me go and that's the story"
"Come on, it was fun!" Stewie said.
"I swear this is the last I hang out with him" Brian replied.
Then Meg finally came back from school; she was VERY happy.
"Hey family!" Meg greeted.
"Wow, somebody is happy today in school" Lois commented.
"Yeah, what did you smoke now?" Peter asked.
"I met the most generous and kindest guy I ever met" Meg answered "His name is Edward Walker, but everybody calls him Eddie, he likes sports, he wants to become a film director and when I met him, he didn't call me names and as I forgot my lunch bag, he shared his lunch!"
"Sounds like a complete jerk" Peter commented.
"And that's not the best part" Meg said.
"What's the best part?" Brian asked.
"Oh, are you sure you want to know?" Meg asked blushing "Okay, he has a..."
Chris came in very happy too.
"He has a sister of my same age!" Chris cheered "Her name is Amy, she likes movies too and her dream is becoming a film producer. And she's hot"
"Well, I'm glad you kids got a couple of new friends" Lois praised.
"Once for a while..." Peter commented making Lois glaring him.
"Hey sis', can you help me with my homework?" Chris asked.
"Sure, little brother" Meg answered as they both go to his room.
"That's weird, Chris never asked Meg help for his homework" Lois said.
"Yeah, that's weirder than the time that Peter thought he was in the Matrix" Brian commented.
Flashback
We see Peter in a coffee shop until he met a sexy blonde woman wearing a red dress.
"Hey handsome, you come here all time?" the blonde woman asked seducing him.
"Wait, a sexy blondie talking to me?" Peter asked and then he gasped "I must be still in the Matrix!" he takes off his handgun "DIE ILLUSIONIST BITCH!" he shoots her.
Flashback's end
We see Lois with a basket of clean clothes for Chris; she walked to his room to see if her kids already done with Chris's homework. But she heard noises from that room. She heard Meg saying 'Harder, harder' and Chris saying 'Al...most...there!' She took a look at his room and she only could see them shirtless (Meg wearing a pink bra) and Chris shaking Meg. It was brief the scene and Lois freaked out and ran away, dropping the basket.
She went to the bathroom and washed her face with water. She looked at herself in the mirror.
"This can't be happening...it must be a misunderstanding" Lois said "Maybe, I'm a little tired"
"Hey, Lois" Brian greeted.
"AH!" Lois screamed "Brian, has anybody taught you to knock before entering?"
"Well, you let the door opened..."
"What would happen if I was taking a shower?" Lois asked interrupting "I could scream and Peter would beat you the crap out for seeing me naked"
"Lois, are you okay?" Brian asked.
"I'm fine, now I have to make dinner" Lois answered leaving.
"Wow, Lois seems more stressed than a lemming in a test day" Brian said.
Cutaway
We see a lemming in a test.
"Take it easy, Larry" Larry said mentally "Remember what your therapist told you..." finally, he lost control "I DON'T F*UCKING KNOW ANYTHNG ABOUT THIS. I WANNA DIE!" he jumped out through the window.
Cutaway's end
During dinner; Lois was stil shocked for what she saw than she barely eats her plate.
"Lois, are you okay?" Peter asked.
"You're the one who's fat, Peter!" Lois yelled freaked out "Sorry, I'm not feeling good right now"
"You got your period?" Peter asked.
"Yes" Lois answered making Peter laughing "Anyway; kids, did you finish Chirs's homework"
"Yes, we did" Meg answered.
"And we got a little fun" Chris said "Right, big sis'?
"You said it, little bro'" Meg answered.
Lois suddenly takes out a bottle of wine. She drank a slurb, slapped herself in the face twice and drank another slurb. Finally, she passed out.
"Wow, your mother is not feeling good right now" Peter said carrying her on his back "I'll put her in the bed"
Quagmire appeared through the window.
"I have a king-size bed if you want it" Quagmire said.
"Nice try, Weirdo" Peter said annoyed.
"Damn it!" Quagmire cursed.
Next morning; Lois woke up with a strong headache.
"God, I must have drank an 18th Century wine" Lois complained.
Peter came in with a plate of breakfast: cereal, eggs, bacon and orange juice.
"Good morning, honey" Peter greeted "I made you breakfast to make you better"
"Thanks, Peter" Lois thanked "Wow, this looks delicious, did you make it yourself?"
"Well, more and less" Peter answered.
Flashback
We see Joe going to the table of his kitchen and he couldn't find his breakfast.
"BONNIE, WHERE THE HELL IS MY BREAKFAST?" Joe asked pissed.
Flashback's end
Lois was eating the breakfast.
"Wow, it tastes good" Lois commented "By the way: how are the children?"
"Well, Brian took Stewie to the park and Chris and Meg went to the mall" Peter answered making Lois spitting the orange juice she was drinking.
"WHAT?" Lois asked freaked out "Why did you let them?"
"What's the big deal?" Peter asked "They're just going to buy some clothes for Meg. Although no clothes would ever look good on her."
"This is serious, we can't let our children hanging out all time!" Lois "They're through a stage that they could misunderstand anything"
"Okay, what the hell is wrong with you?" Peter asked "You've been acting strange since yesterday"
"Peter...I never told you before...but when our kids were doing their homework...I saw them having sex!" Lois said.
"What?" Peter asked "That's crazy"
"I don't know Peter, maybe it's a misunderstanding, but I'm not completely sure" Lois said "The only way to stay calm is spying on them to see if they're having a normal brother and sister relationship"
"In that case I'm coming with you" Peter said "To the Peter-copter!"
He went outside and drove his helicopter; but he crashed against Mort's house. He was taking a bath in the bathtub.
"No, no, no, no, no, NO!" Mort screamed falling down to the ground "Now I know what black people feel"
In the mall; Lois was dressed with a beige coat, a fedora and black glasses. Peter on other hand...his hair is black and sexy combed, he's wearing a gray and blue shirt, beige shorts and sandals.
"Peter, why are you dressed like that?" Lois asked.
"I'm not Peter, I'm Charlie Sheen" Peter said "I'm ready to drink, smoke weed and bump girls"
"Peter, you won't fool nobody with that" Lois said.
Chris and Meg showed up.
"Oh look, it's Charlie Sheen!" Chris cheered.
"Oh my god!" Meg cheered.
"Mr. Sheen, can you give me an autograph?" Chris asked with a piece of paper and a pen "I missed you in Two and a Half Men"
"Sure, why not?" Peter agreed signing the paper "So, what do you think of the new season with Ashton Kutcher?"
"It sucks, he's not funny like you" Chris commented.
"Really? I think Ashton is doing a good job" Peter said giving his 'autograph'.
"Mr. Sheen, can I take you a photo with me?" Meg asked "I want to make Connie jealous"
"Well, if it's to humiliate somebody, okay" Peter agreed as Meg posed with him and took the photo with her cellphone.
"Thank you very much, let's go Chris" Meg told both leaving.
"We have just met Charlie Sheen" Chris said.
"They didn't even notice my presence" Lois said.
"It's the power of being a celebrity" Peter replied.
"Okay, let's follow them" Lois said starting to follow them.
They began to follow them; they went to a boutique where Chris was helping Meg on choosing between a green blouse and a purple blouse, Lois was spying on them with the binoculars and Peter was flirting a woman, much for Lois's dismay. They went at a shoes shop where Chris is helping Meg on choosing a pair of red heels and a pair of blue heels, Lois continued spying on them and Peter flirting two women. And they stopped to a Victoria Secret shop where Chris helped Meg on choosing between a yellow lingerie set or a pink lingerie set, Lois was once again spying on them and Peter continued flirting women; Lois had enough and began to hit him with the binoculars.
After one hour following them; they took a break, so Meg and Chris (A/E: Peter is wearing his normal clothes again).
"They're not showing any signs of a sick relationship, I guess it was just my imagination after all" Lois said.
"Yeah, can we go home now?" Peter asked suffering the hits that Lois gave him.
Chris and Meg stood up and went to the way of the movie theater
"Not yet, I think they're going to the movie theater" Lois said "Let's follow them a little more and we're done"
"Oh, come on!" Peter complained "Haven't you seen enough of a normal brother and sister relationship?"
"I'll buy you gummie bears" Lois said.
"Yeah, gummie bears!" Peter cheered.
Inside of the movie theater; the movie is playing was a horror movie about two teenagers being huaunted by a killer wearing a raccoon costume tainted with blood. They were watching the movie in 3D.
"Wow, that movie really sucks" Chris commented.
"But PETA's message about protecting raccoons couldn't be more clear" Meg said.
"Shh" a guy shuts her up.
Lois and Peter were sitting two seat lines back.
"So far, not sign of typical dating" Lois said.
"Oh, that sucks, they only had gummie worms" Peter complained.
" Can you stop complaining?" Lois asked annoyed "It's the same stuff"
"It's not the same stuff!" Peter whinned.
"Shh!" another guy shuts him up.
Movie Cutaway
We see the two teenagers hugging after they killed the killer.
"I love you, Brent" the girl said.
"I love you too, Zoe" Brent said "For now on, we'll protect the poor raccoons, so nobody could become a human killer like this bastard"
Movie Cutaway's end
Oh Brent...
Oh Zoe...
Chris and Meg was about to touch each other hands.
"Oh no, they're doing it!" Lois screamed.
"What? Let me see" then they fell down until they crashed against their children.
"Ow, that hurts me a lot than the hits you gave me" Peter said.
"Mom?" Meg asked.
"Dad?" Chris asked.
"Oh, hey kids..." Lois greeted nervous "It's curious we came too!"
Then the usher appeared with his lantern.
"Excuse me, but I have to ask you to leave for public disturbance" the usher said.
"Hey, why do you look a lot like Agent Smith?" Peter asked and then he gasped "I must be still in the Matrix!" "I'M GONNA KICK YOU ASS, HUGO WEAVING!" he attacked the usher.
Later in the Griffin; Lois tried to explain why did she follow them.
"I'm sorry for following you guys; it's just...seeing you guys hanging out is not normal" Lois said.
"You always told us to behave and be nice to each other" Meg replied.
"Yes, but why right now?" Lois asked.
"Maybe we should tell them" Chris said.
"NO!" Meg said.
"HA, I knew it you were hiding something!" Lois said.
"It's not what you think" Meg said "The reason of why Chris and me are hanging out, it's because we're learning how to be good brother and sister"
"She's right, even I helped her on spit a button she ate out using the Heimlich Maneuver" Chris explained.
"I thought it was an M&M" Meg replied.
Flashback
We see Meg chocking with the button.
"Don't worry Meg, I'll help you!" Chris said as he grabbed her and began to shake her so she can spit the button out "It's not working, it will be more easy without our shirts" he takes out his shirt and Meg's, revealing her pink bra and he continued shaking her "Come on, it has to work"
"Harder...harder!" Meg said.
"Al...most...there!"
The button was finally out.
"Are you okay?" Chris asked.
"Yeah...thank you" Meg thanked "You really saved my life"
"It's not big deal" Chris said.
"No, Chris, it IS a big deal" Meg said "This must be a sign...to be good brother and sister"
Flashback's end
"Oh...that explains EVERYTHING" Lois said blushing as hell.
"Not at all" Peter said "You began to be nice yesterday after school"
"Okay, maybe we should tell you how this fraternal love began" Meg said and then she looked at us "At the next chapter of Family Guy: OC Universe"
The title of the story appeared as G.I. Joe's old cartoon style:
FAMILY GUUUUUUUUY!
End of the chapter
