Author's note: I thought this up when I was in Literature class. :3

Warning: Spoilers for Chapter 83? Or was it 84? Well, it's a spoiler for one of those chapters. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! Rated T for gay/lebsian reference.

Disclaimer: I, unfortunately, do NOT own Vampire Knight. If i did, Zero and Yuki would be a couple and Kaname would be dying in a corner somewhere.


Kaname, Takuma, Aido and Akastuki were in Kaname's room having a study group for their upcoming Literature test. They were reviewinga passage by Virginia Wolf. As they were reading the passage, Aido realized something while reading the second opening line:

They are like hybrid creature, neither gay like butterflies nor somber like their own species.

"Hey everyone, I just realized something while reading this."

"What is it, Aido?" Akastuki asked his blond cousin.

" Yeah, please tell us." Takuma says eagerly.

"Well, according to this passage, it says that all butterflies are gay. If that's the case, then, wouldn't that make Yuki Cross a lesbian?"

Slap.

Kaname slapped Aido in front of the wide eyed duo.


Author's note: Sorry if you didn't think it was funny. This was my first attempt at a short crack fanfic so I'm sorry if it sucked. Btw, i used the line from Virgina Wolf's A Death of a Moth because that what was I reading at the time. It basically inspired the whole story. Please type a review in the box at the bottom and press ze button. :)