Cupid Goes Crazy in Konoha
One day when I was feeling very random I came up with this story idea. I got to tell you right now that this story is even more random than I was feeling back than. Start the fic.
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A winged baby had finally snapped. It was utterly insane now but still armed with a bushel of love arrows.
It smiled insanely as it looked down at twelve ninjas who were enjoying the starry knight sky.
Neiji and Tenten were holding hands, Hinata was blushing while looking at Naruto, Ino was staring at Sasuke with hearts in their eyes, Shino was attending to his bugs, Chouji was munching on his chips while Rock Lee was saying how it would be more youthful for him to share, Shikamaru was just staring up at the sky looking at the clouds, and Kiba was pestering Sakura about something.
"Man Sakura when are you just going to give up on Sasuke? The guy is a total dick!" said Kiba.
"Shut up Kiba! Sasuke is the best there is!" lectured Sakura.
"CHA! SASUKE RULES!" shouted Inner Sakura.
Cupid cackled crazily as he shot Sakura with a love arrow.
Sakura looked at Kiba with loved filled eyes and swore that there was romantic violin music in the background.
Kiba merely looked at Sakura oddly.
"Hey, you okay? You're looking kind of sick or something. Hey did you hear that violin music?" asked Kiba.
"Every time I see you." Said Sakura.
"Oh well then I…wait…what you'd you say?" asked Kiba.
"Kiba, how about we go out on a date♥?" asked Sakura.
"Huh? What about all that crap you just said about Sasuke?" asked Kiba.
"Who's Sasuke?" asked Sakura.
Sasuke immediately pushed Ino aside and walked over to Sakura.
"Sakura! You can't honestly tell me you prefer this guy over me! You can't just get over me just like that!" said Sasuke.
"CHAAAAAA! SHUT UP SASUKE!" shouted Sakura.
What happened next stunned everyone, Sakura hit Sasuke…not unlike the way she would hit Naruto for bugging her too much.
This couldn't be right, Sakura would never hit him.
"I saw it but I still don't believe it." Said Shikimaru.
"Wow. She treats you worst than me. I usually at least get a couple warnings before she does that to me." Said Naruto.
Sakura turned around only to see Kiba and Akamaru running away.
"Kiba! Wait!" shouted Sakura.
"Run for it Akamaru!" shouted Kiba.
Akamaru merely yipped.
Sakura started to run after them.
"Well I didn't see that one coming." Said Neiji.
"Me neither." Said Ino.
Neiji looked at Ino for a moment but that was all that it took.
Cupid shot his arrow at Neiji who could swear was hearing cheesy violin music as he gazed upon Ino's face.
"Hey, do you hear violin music?" asked Ino.
"How could I have been so blind…" said Neiji.
Neiji let go of Tenten's hand and made his way over to Ino.
"Neiji?" asked a shocked Tenten.
"As to not see such a beauty in front of me!" said Neiji.
Neiji cupped Ino's hand with his two.
"Huh? Now hold on a moment you're supposed to be Tenten's boyfriend!" said Ino.
"Aw forget her! You are the only women I want in my life!" said Neiji.
"Are you okay? You're starting to sound like Lee!" said Ino.
Tenten was shocked her whole world was utterly destroyed. This couldn't be happening to her, Neiji would never do this to her.
Suddenly a rage Tenten never knew bubbled to the surface.
"YOU!" shouted Tenten while pointing at Ino.
"Huh?"
Ino was trying to figure out what the fuck was going on around here.
"THIS IS YOUR FAULT YOU HOMEWRECKER!" shouted Tenten.
TenTen took out a number of shuriken and kunais in each hand.
"I'LL KILL YOU!!!" shouted Tenten.
Ino started to run for her life with Tenten chasing after her shouting death threats.
"I'll meet up with you later, okay Ino?" cried Neiji.
Neiji walked off wondering what kind of flowers Ino would like.
"This is just wrong." Said Skikimaru.
Shikimaru left saying something about 'troublesome', Chouji went to an all you can eat buffet, Lee went off saying something about it not being youthful to be crazy. Sasuke left to try to figure out why the hell Sakura was ignoring him. As the old saying goes 'people want what they can't have'.
"Well Hinata I guess that leaves just you and me now huh?" said Naruto.
Hinata blushed and started pushing her index fingers together.
Cupid aimed an arrow at Hinata and fired while cackling.
Cupid did a double take as he saw his arrow bounce off of her.
He fired several other arrows but it all ended with the same results.
This could only mean that the girl was ALREADY in love with the boy. But cupid still had an ace up his non existent sleeve.
Cupid pulled out a giant green arrow with the letters 'AMPLIFIER' on it. This arrow tended to have different results tending on who it was fired at and who the target was in love with.
The arrow was fired but once it hit Hinata she fell to the ground.
"Hinata!" shouted Naruto.
Naruto lifted her head up as he knelt down next to her.
"Hinata speak to me!" said Naruto.
Hinata opened her eyes and saw Naruto's face. Suddenly cheesy violin music started to play.
"Hey, do you here violin music? Oh well never mind, are you okay?" asked Naruto.
"I'm fine! Believe it!" said Hinata.
"Oh well that's nice to…" Naruto stopped mid sentence to stare at Hinata incredulously. "Did you just say 'believe it'?"
The next thing Naruto knew he was tackled to the ground with a hug by Hinata.
"H-H-Hinata! What do you think you're doing? Let go!" said Naruto.
Despite the fact that Naruto was having trouble breathing there was a part of him that enjoyed this.
"Never!" said Hinata.
"But why?" asked Naruto.
Despite Hinata's previous statement she let go of him. Naruto blinked in confusion for a moment.
However, it didn't last as Hinata started shaking him by the shoulders.
"BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, YOU MORON!"
"WHAT?" shouted Naruto.
That's all for now, I know it may be a bit out there but like I said 'random'. So try not to take it too seriously. See ya next time.
