I don't hate Kairi; I really don't. But. . .this. . .just fits. . .

This is based on the series of Vocaloid songs 'Daughter of Evil', and 'Servant of Evil'. Kairi plays the part of Rin ( the evil princess ), Namine is Len ( the servant ), Sora is Kaito ( the prince ), Roxas is Miku ( the prince's love ), Xion is Kamui ( the minister ), and Riku is Meiko ( the mercenary ). Yes, the lyrics are a bit weird, but please bear with it.

WARNING: Character death, girlgirl / incest, boyboy love. No like, no read. Italics are the song lyrics, slightly modified to fit. If you would like to watch the video with the original lyrics, go to youtube and search 'daughter of evil'.


Ohohoho ~
So, shall we start?

A long, long time ago, there was a country of pink. However, ever since the king and queen died of an illness, no one visited anymore. You see, the princess, Kairi, was a cruel queen, and no one dared to confront her, even if she was only fourteen.

A long, long time ago in another place
In an evil kingdom was someone no one dared to face
It was the ruler, a girl so mean
Though she was a tiny little princess of only age fourteen!

She lived in a huge mansion, with many furnishings that only gathered dust as the days went. Her twin sister, Namine, was her willing servant, giving her whatever she wished. Her horse, Josephine, was in her stable, while Kairi gathered up as much treasure as she could.

So much furniture littered her abode
Her loyal servant who's likeness surely showed
Josephine was what her horse was named
All the riches of the world is what she had claimed.

She taxed her people heavily, taking all of their money, and letting them starve. Though Namine saw their suffering, and wanted to help, Kairi told her not to, making her get her gowns instead. When she appeared before her citizens, she grinned wickedly, raising her arms. "Now, bow!"

If you're short on money that's no fearful thing
Just take it from those who you dangle on a string
To those who feel that they want to bring me down
You'll just tidy up my gown.
"Now, bow to me!"

The princess slowly sucked the life out of her country, and those around hers, while she lived contently within her castle. The people living in her country hated her, but could not leave it. Though her servant tried to help, but was eventually ordered by the princess to stop.

Evil little flower, steadily blooms
With an array of colorful doom
But the weeds who feel that they want to stay
They'll just die and feed me the same anyway.

The young girl had a soft spot, however: the neighboring country's prince, Sora of the country of white. But he had eyes for another; the servant of a wealthy merchant, Roxas, of the country of gold. The prince had turned down the princess's request for marriage, so wrapped up in his love.

The tyrant princess held a love for a man
Of white who wasn't very much her fan
But instead he chose his neighbor's lad
Of gold who's eyes shone even when sad.

The princess, angry that the white prince turned her down, ordered the minister, Xion, who she kept in a cage, over while she was being served a snack. She had to lean close to hear the princess's demand, as she was speaking in a low voice. "Destroy the country of gold."

The princess knew this and was filled with rage
She called the minister locked in her cage
And said in a soft voice to not be heard
"Make sure the gold country has been burned."

The minister and the servant were forced to do as she wished, burning and killing all those from the land of gold. The gold servant was not spared, and the white prince, and the gold boy's best friend, a red haired man mourned his lost. The princess, on the other hand, paid no mind, and instead looked at the clock. "Oh, it's tea time."

Houses of the people were burned to the ground
So many voices would no longer make a sound
The people who had suffered so much pain
Didn't get pity from the one who had slain.
"Oh, it's tea time."

The princess's realm started to go down, both from low finances, and angry citizens, livid from what happened to the gold country. But she continued to ignore the pleas, and didn't see how her once beautiful country was consumed with hate.

Evil little flower, steadily blooms
With an array of colorful doom
Even though the flower is so very refined
The garden filled with its thorns starts to decline.

The people of pink rallied, finally letting their hate against the princess get to them. The silver mercenary, Riku, who was a friend of the white prince, led the siege against the castle, and the princess. It was pitch black when they did so, and the castle guards were caught off guard.

To defeat the princess was no easy task
But the people could no longer wear their mask
Like a flock of birds they were led by
A silver mercenary into the night.

It was easy for the citizens to defeat the guards; weary from the war against the gold country, they were overpowered and went down. There were a few who were at full health, but they were no match for the people storming the castle.

All the anger that had built up over the years
Now consumed them up without any fears
But the army was battered from the green war
Their attacks were not much of a chore.

In a short time, they made their way to the princess's room. The servants had abandoned the castle long ago, and the princess was alone during the night. They found her sitting in a chair, but when they came to get her, she walked up to the silver mercenary. "How impolite."

Once they fell, the countrymen surrounded the court
All servants ran away as time was short
The little woman princess would not pose a fight
And she was finally captured during the night
"You're such a disrespectful girl!"

The evil princess's world was finally crumbling, everyone around her finally deserting her. She was alone, and unaccompanied to jail, where she waited for her execution.

Evil little flower, steadily blooms
With an array of colorful doom
How the paradise that she made for herself
Put this broken doll right back on the wooden shelf.

Once upon a time, there was a country of evil. The princess of it was cruel, and demanding. Though she was only fourteen, no one would dare confront her.

A long, long time ago in another place
In an evil kingdom was one no one dared to face
It was the ruler, a girl so mean
Though she was a tiny little princess of only age fourteen!

They decided that she would die at three, as the church's bells were rung. The former princess stared out the barred window, to the sky. No one was there to defend her but herself, and it was all her own fault.

She was to be punished at three o' clock
When the church bells resounded a tock
The person who was once royalty
Was bored in jail with no loyalty.

Eventually the time came, and she stood above the crowd with her hands tied behind her back, and a noose around her neck. Though the crowd jeered and booed at her, she continued to look up at the sky, ignoring them. She was soon hung, but not before saying something. "It's time for tea."

At the time that eventually came
The church bells to her sounded rather lame
Without looking to faces of the crowd
Said she with eyes in a shroud
"Oh, it's tea time."

The evil princess's life was finally extinguished, and now her people lived in peace. No one thought of her twice, and if they did, it was not because of something nice.

Evil little flower, steadily blooms
With an array of colorful doom
Now the people speak of her without a second thought
That daughter of evil had received what she sought.