Disclaimer: None of this is mine. I'm not crazy, And this was made by Me and Laura! Sweeeeeeeeeee! All the DE's and the Dark Lord belong to the grand J.K. Rowling! *bows*

*The Dark Lord walked through the door in his new city hideout. Although not his first pick.... No ministry worker would look for him here.*

*Many DEs were gathered inside the penthouse apartment, sparsely decorated with sconces and chains hanging from the walls*

Our master, he approaches!!

*franctic bowing*

*The dark lord glances down at his Death Eaters...* "That will do. Now... *He turns toward the secretary of the group, Joanne* Joanne... I need a plan.. A very evil plan. No pickles... No sprinkles... No failing

But... It must be... Evil!!!"

Evil! *the death eaters repeat*

Yes *the Dark Lord repeated* Evil. Any ideas?

Joanne: Well, sir . . . uh, Lord . . . uh, Voldy . . . ah, my liege . . . I think we should do a great evil. an evil so great, it is greatly evil.

*All DEs agree enthusiastically* *The dark Lord sighed* Light travels faster than sound Joanne..... Thats why you seem bright before you speak. Anyone else have any ideas? Any.... Evil ideas

Random DE: pick other people's flowers and blame it on the cat!

Random DE: Take candy from children!

Oh dear god. You are a regular Ben Franklin. If BEN FRANKLIN WAS AN IDIOT!!!

Ohhhh... wait..... The second one interests me...

Yes..... Stealing candy

I like that. But not a little candy... No.. we need to steal a lot! *dramatic music*

DEs: All hail our leader! He is a genius!

Yes. Yes.. I am.... But..... we need to work on this more....

Any more Ideas to further advance this plan?

DE: M'Lord, i have an idea. I have heard that an armored truck with a shipment of candy will be coming into this city today. If anyone wanted to get absurd amounts of candy, well then, this would be it.

*the dark Lord paces slowly and then nods* Yes. That will work. I like this plan....