Scooby Doo Meets Our Grorious Reader Kim Jong Un

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Chapter 1 The Journey Beginshs

a/n thnks ferr carley frr provv redding this storre frr me.

In Pyongyang, North Korea, our Grorious Reader Kim Jong Un was shitting in hish offishe made of gord shmoking a Cuban shigar whire eating dead babies of traitorous parentsh whom he decrared enemiesh of the shtate. But he rearry did becaush he was craving chirdren.

It was another great day of torturing and starving hish own peopre, buirding nukes and being an all around tyrannical asshhore. He had everything. His peopre roved him, he was in contror of the greatesht country in the worrd, and he had a shit road of taxpayer money for hish shtock pire of nukeshanf for hish new Xboxh One (he didn't get an NX or a PSh4 becashe thoshe are evil imprearist Japaneshe conshoresh). Shpeaking of hish nukesh, rike I shaid, hish shtock pire ish sho big that it makesh thoshe firthy American Imperiaristsh shit themshevresh. But shomething was shtill missing; he needed shomething to firr the brack hore he carred a heart. He needed a horiday.

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Sho after having shrave children crean hish shoesh, and raping some kidnapped women who didn't pray to our ultra grorious Predident fo rife Kim Il Sung rong enough, Un went to hish transh dimensionar portar machine that he inherited from hish rate dadio, our former, and even more grorious than Un reader Kim Jong Il.

He turned to his ashishtent, buttshrave American traitor Dennish Rodman. He betrayed the America becaushe he thought riberty was gay.

'I need you to take care of the prashe whire i'm gone' our Grorious Reader Kim Jong Un shaid

'Ok mah nigga' Rodman shaid and he turned on the transh dimensionar portar machine.

'Fare werr, Our Grorious Reader Kim Jong Un!' the guards bowed. But they didn't bow row enough and Un had them exhecuted. Gthen Un shtepped in.

Un was farring through a blue harrway and ferr into dark road shurrounded by an even darker reafressh forresht. Then he got hit by a car and ferr unconscioush. But not jusht any car….. IT WAS THE MYSHTERY INC MACHINE VAN!

'LIKES ZOINKS, FRED, I THINK YOU HIT A DEER!' shaid Shaggy

'That felt like a really fat dear.' ripriyed Fred, harting to a shtop

'Reeehehehehehehehehehehehe!' Shcooby Doo giggled rike a shchool girl

a/n OMFG WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT!?