-Konichiwa! This is my first fic so pleeeeeeeeze find it in your heart to not hate me. begins weeping uncontrollably Well anywoo, it may seem quite the opposite, but it is a Alnel fic. Please review, and no flames. Go bitch to someone else. Oh, if I don't get at least one or two reviews, I won't continue. baka-sensei

No I don't own Star Ocean. If I did, Albel would need to watch his back! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!

Nor do I own South Park or any other trademarked thingy in here.

Chapter One

The apartment was beyond icy, and with good reason. Winter had hit Aquios hard and all source of heat was 'temporarily' unavailable.

Nel was beneath enough blankets to smother her, yet she was still feeling the sting of winter's presence. Fayt, being the nice kid he was and now disregarding the UP3, had built Nel and Sophia a TV in which they could watch in the apartment they shared. Maybe she would be a little warmer if she had on more than her current lingerie, but all her clothes were being laundered.

"Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!"

"You bastards!"

South Park was definately a show Nel could live with. She sipped on her tea and then watched as Chef broke into song.

Sophia came in, trembling so violently that the floor was shaking. She had a tank top and shorts on, a cup of steaming something in her hand.

"Uh, Sophia? If you're cold, I'd recommend putting on some warmer clothes."

The girl's eyes became wide and then a river of supposed gibberish flowed from her mouth. "ItsjustthecoffeeIhadnothingswrongI'mnotcoldThiscoffeestuffisgreat! Coffee. Coffee! COFFEE!"

Nel backed away slowly as the coffee-crazed girl's eyes went out of focus and the hot brown coffee began to spill everywhere.

"Sophia! How much coffee did you have!"

"Idon'tknow. Maybe94?"

"94 CUPS OF COFFEE!"

The girl looked like she was drunk on the stuff. She approached the TV, the cup still in her hands.

"Sophia? What are you doing?"

Instantly, the girl flung the coffee onto the screen and shook it. "HERE CARTMAN! SHUT YOUR FAT ASS UP AND DRINK THE FRIGGIN' COFFEE!"

"SOPHIA! NO, NOT THE TV!"

The girl picked up the entire television set and hurled it onto the floor. It began to emit a buzzing noise before exploding and sizzling.

"MY TV! MY SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT! MY SOUTH PARK!"

Sophia giggled a bit before toppling backwards and knocking herself out. "Nooo Johnny Depp. I didn't do your car..."

Nel's jaw dropped. "My... TV..."

The door opened and Cliff and Fayt came in. Fayt spoke first. "Hey are you two... OH MY GOD! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!"

He ran right past Sophia and then embraced the carcass of the bringer of upmost joy, the Dead Television.

"My baby's deeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddd..."

Cliff rolled his eyes at the sight. A girl was on the floor, coffee all over her and foam coming from her mouth; a boy with blue hair was lamenting over an inanimate object, and Nel was in lingerie.

"Wow..." muttered Cliff, his eyes wide and his cheeks pink.

Nel turned as red as Covergirl Crimson Kisses Lip Gloss and shattered the tea cup in her hand. "GET OUT! NOW!"

She grabbed her daggers from the window sill and charged at him. Cliff sprinted away, screaming like random girl #6 off of Halloween IV. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"What are you screaming about, maggot?"

'No. Not Albel. Please not Albel!' thought Nel as she stood frozen in terror. A man with black-fading-to-blond hair and long braids stepped in front of the door and took a good look, unimpressed.

"Fool, your boobs just aren't pretty enough to be flaunting. Thanks for the nightmares." Then he walked away. Nel was building up rage.

3...2...1...

"AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEELLLLLL NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOXXXXX!"

Her screams were so loud that it caused Mount Fuji to become active and erupt all the way down on Earth.

-OK, that was the first chapter. Please review. I hope you liked it.-