I don't own these people or anything.
I don't really think this is really good, but read it and judge for yourselves.
~Jeff~
Man, this is good. I am one lucky guy. I have women and girls loving me, throwing themselves at me. What guy doesn't love having that? And who wouldn't blame them for throwing themselves at me. Just look at me. I'm handsome, charming, truly a ladies man. Oh, yah!
First, there was Trish kissing me after my match on Raw. She just planted one on me. She so wants me. Couldn't get enough of me after I had saved her from The Big Show and just needed to have some of me. And hey, she's not so bad herself. Blonde, beautiful, hot.
Then there was Torrie Wilson who kissed me during Smackdown. She of course wanted a piece of the Jeff man. Another hot, beautiful blonde going after me. And she's in WCW, a whole other federation. Proves I catch the females' attention. I totally got it.
And the female fans, they just love me too. Screaming and cheering whenever I come out and show them my dancing moves. When I take off my shirt, they go crazy. They can't get enough of me.
I can't stop beaming. Matt sees me and tells me I look like a fool. He asks me how I can be smiling so much like that, if I have no pride. I shrug him off. I don't understand why he's not reacting like me. He should be ecstatic that so many girls are in love with us and just want us. He wouldn't understand, I guess. He's with Lita.
Oh, yah! I am the man, I am the best, I got it. So does Matt, but he ignores it.
Man, chicks dig us.
~Matt~
Man, this isn't good. I'm not a lucky guy right now. I have women throwing themselves at me and I really don't like it. Can't they understand I'm with Lita and that I love her? That means I'm loyal to her and I don't want girls jumping at me, when I'm clearly taken. I'm off boundaries and I don't respect that these girls, who aren't my girlfriend, are kissing me.
First, Trish kissed me during a match against The Big Show, one Raw. It most likely was to distract me from The Big Show so I would lose my title. But she still had no right to do that, and in front of Lita. Who does she think she is? I want nothing at all to do with her.
Then, I was kissed once again, by someone other than my girlfriend. Stacy Kiebler. Just after Lita won her match. Came up, introduced herself, whispered some words to me that I didn't appreciate hearing from her, and kissed me. Knew I had a girlfriend, took advantage of me, and walked away all proud and careless of what she'd just done. I hope Lita beats her good.
I don't understand how Jeff can be all smiles. Kissed by two girls who probably don't even care about him and are just taking advantage of him. And we have enough personal problems with Trish, who he can't stop staring at. Something has come over him and it's not right. He's becoming a ladies man or something.
Man, chicks dig us, but I don't like it.
