One day Harry Potter was doing a spell of teleportation. Suddenly he found himself in a forest that was viridian in hue. As he explored this forest, he noticed tall grass. When he walked in this tall grass, the scre I mean his vision became all shaky and faded to black then unfaded(?) into the battle scre I mean battle….vision…? It was a wild caterpie! Harry Popter had to cast wizard spell on the caterpie. The caterpie used STRING SHOT (because it's all caps in the game…wait so is the pokemon's name…shit) er so CATERPIE used STRING SHOT on Happy Rotter. Then Hary's SPEED fell and it made him not as fast, also he was covered in white gooey stuff and uhhh ummm penis joke. Then his spell cast Confucius on the CATERPIe. The CATERPIE hurt itself in its confusion which doesn't make any sense I mean how does that even work what was Nintendo thinking when they put that status ailment into the game how could the pokemon be so stupid that it actually manages to hurt itsel- oh right, so it hurt itself. Horry found a red rock on the ground (he didn't know it was actually a Poké Ball) and he decided to throw it at the CATERPIE to try to hurt it. Instead of hurting it, though, Hatty was surprised to find out that the "rock" sucked the CATERPIE in. Suddenly, there was a disembodied voice that informed Harre that he had caught CATERPIE and asked if he would like to give it a nickname. He nicknamed it…uhhh…Joe. So Herrie and Joe went on a Pokémon adventure. Then there was level grinding and eventually Hurray was at the Elite Four and he beat them and won and Prof. Oak came. Then he met Ash Ketch…Katchu…no wait…Ketchup and he went on Pokémon adventures with him and Ash, Pikachu, Hyrra Punter, and Joe, lived happily ever after.
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