Okay, this'll be sort of quick because I'm feeling lazy and I wanted to get this up. I only did half the song, and I plan on doing the full song eventually.

I'm relatively new to APH, so please don't hate me if I get someone's character wrong!

This may seem easy enough, but changing the lyrics to make it fit neatly was hard as heck. Give me a little credit!

APH isn't mine.

"It sucks to be me" is also not mine.

KTHX.

Singing.

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Japan, Italy, and Germany were all sitting around a campfire...

Hilarious, right?!

... What, no one got the joke? huh, oh well.

Italy sighed, looking up in the sky. This war was kind of overwhelming, but he was glad he had big strong Germany, smart cunning Japan, and his saftey net, White flags, plenty enough for the three of them. "I wish we could sing."

"Sing?" Germany asked. "Where the hell did that come from?"

"Well, Music plays a big part in Italy's culture." Japan replied

"I know, it seems strange though. Besides, it's not as if we have anything to make music with." Germany spoke with a single shrug.

Suddenly a spotlight appeared over the sea behind them, showing Grandpa Rome holding up the radio in his boat. He, his boat, and the radio were huge, and the spotlight seemed to light up the night. He gave the three a thumbs up before pressing play on the radio. Italy squee'd and thanked his Grandpa, jumping up and grabbing a marshmallow on a stick as he started to twirl around happily. Germany stared in disbelief and Japan just stared blankly.

What do you do?

Separated from brother?

What is my life supposed to be?

Waving the white flag...

Always seems to nag..

My best friend Germany...

Germany blushed at this, staring at the sand. Best friend, huh?

I don't want to be killed...

I have no fighting skills...

The world is a big scary plaaaaaaaceeeeeee~

Italy came to stand, then sit between Germany and Japan, which caused the both of them to look up at the little country.

But somehow I can't shake...

The feeling we might make...

A difference... in the country race...

Italy Jumped up with a joyful laugh, effectively covering Germany and his Marshmallow with sand, and he took off into the ocean. Germany growled, then muttered as he went to go wash off. Upon returning, Japan greeted him, the music still going.

"Konnichiwa, Germany."

"Guten-tag, Japan."

"How are you doing?"

"I'm Stressed."

"What's the matter?"

"Italy's going to be the death of me."

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Me too! I mean, look at us!
We're Japan and Germany, and I
always thought - ..."

"What?"

"No, it sounds stupid."

"Come on Germany-san, it's okay."

G.
When I was little
I thought I could be...

J.
What?

G.
The very biggest, best, bad-ass country..
But as you know,
And as you can see
I'm not...

J.
No.

G.
Oh Well,
It sucks to be me.

J.
Oh...

G.
It sucks to be me.

J.
Germany-san....

G

It sucks to be fighting allies

when it's only just us three...
It sucks to be me.

J.
Oh, you think your life sucks?

G
I think so.

J.
Your problems aren't so bad!

G.

What?!

J.

I'm remain loyal,
And I'm really smart.

G.
You are.

J.
Thank You.
Yet I feel as if I am not doing my part
.

G.

Really?

J.

I want to help from the bottom of my heart
So we...
Could win this war...
Yosh,
It sucks to be me.

G.
Me too.

J.
It sucks to be me.

G.
It sucks to be me!

J.
It sucks to be Japan...

G.
And Germany.

J.
Because of the war.

G.
Because Italy.

BOTH
It sucks to be me.

They both sighed as Italy ran back, wet with sea water. "Ahhhh~ It's nice to go swimming after a good song. Thanks Grandpa Rome!"

Rome nodded, grinning, and the spotlight popped off.

"So!" Italy said. "Did you two sing?"

Before Germany could deny the truth, The Allies showed up. Germany and Japan got in defensive positions, and Italy immediately drove behind Germany, hiding and trying to find his white flag.

"How did your find us so quickly?" Germany asked prepared for anything.

"Ha ha ha!" America laughed proudly before biting a cheeseburger and pointing it at the axis powers. "Thanks to my cunning, we spotted you easily!"

Russia just simply smiled, while the other Allied powers, France, UK and China all gave a face palm.

"I think what America-san means to say is that we saw the bright spotlight and heard the music." Russia nodded, and Germany facepalmed himself.

"Cunning?!" UK asked, "What Cunning?! Just keep your trap shut, America!"

"Me keep my mouth shut? Why don't you?!" America, will an epic war cry, Attacked UK.

"You guys!" France said. "We're not supposed to be fighting us, we're supposed to be fighting them!"

"Foolish little brother, Aru!" China said, waving his wok about (Naruto reference FTW.) "You'll never win against the Allies, Aru!"

"We will see." Japan said, drawing his sword. An epic battle ensued.

"Waaaaaaaa, please don't kill us!" Italy said, running around, waving his white flag frantically.

Germany looked at the scene and sighed. It sucked to be him.

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Lol, I hope you liked it and will review, because that would make me really happy.

And what's this? A story with Italy in it without a Pasta refrence? How amazing- Oh, nevermind.

What do you do?

Separated from PASTA?

What is my life supposed to be?

Waving the PASTA...

Always seems to nag..

My PASTA Germany...

Germany... wanted to kill Italy at this point.

I don't want to be killed...

I have ALL PASTA skills...

The world is a big scary plaaaaaaaceeeeeee~

Italy came to stand, then sit between Germany and Japan, which caused the both of them to look up at the little country.

But PASTA I can't shake...

The PASTA we might make...

A difference... in the PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA race...

Germany closed his eyes tightly, then preceded to go throw Italy into the ocean. With any luck, Italy wouldn't know how to swim.

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Lol, I love the Axis powers, although I'm Lithuania and China XD