Author's Note: Sallet is pronounced Sal-Lay

I was playin' all night, by my monitor light
On the Lord of Destruction
I was in Harrogath, On nightmare mode
Fighting against corruption

You'd never believe what i found but i have it
Thats probably why i wrote this song
It's an exeptional item, but also unique
An item fit for a king, king kong

I found a
Rockstopper Sallet
The kind you find in a difficult game
Rockstopper Sallet
It's up for trade, looking for Jalal's Mane
Rockstopper Sallet
It's in my stash, now

I was all alone
I used my old good luck charm
With my level 56 Druid

So, I thought
I'd go to the trading channel
And advertise my find
On LoD US-West

There was to many dudes, i couldnt say edgewise
So i spammed until i filled up the screen,

That wasn't too bright
Boy, I could tell you that right now
The "People" came after me

I found a
Rockstopper Sallet
The kind you find in a difficult game
Rockstopper Sallet
It's up for trade, looking for Jalal's Mane
Rockstopper Sallet
It's in my stash, now


The sorcoresses and barbarians came
They asked me what the heck i was doin'
But i defeated most and they let me be
I hope they ain't to Suein'

Listen
They say exeptionals aren't the greatest
But i tell ya
I'm not quite up to the elite items yet

But maybe later on
I'll get treads of cthon
Or elites or maybe Tal Rasha's set

(Rockstopper Sallet)
The kind you find
(Yeah, the kind you find)
The kind you find
(In a difficult game)
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
(Rockstopper Sallet,
It's up for trade, looking for Jalal's Mane)
Where have all the rockstopping sallets gone?
(Looking for Jalal's Mane)
Boo-Yah
(Rockstopper Sallet)
It's in my, yes in my, It's in my stash, now
(Rockstopper Sallet)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Shake it up!
(The kind you find in a difficult game)
(Rockstopper Sallet)
Dangit,
Where have all the rockstopping sallets gone?
(It's up for trade, looking for Jalal's Mane)
(Rockstopper Sallet)
It's in my Stash...