(Reminder: this story is supposed to be after the series of the Heroes of Olympus. And Thor is supposed to be before 2011)
There they were; the demigods of Aphrodite sitting in their cabins, reading books, doing each other's hair, putting on makeup, et cetera.
Until Lacy came in with a DVD cover in her hand. "Oh my gods," her eyes beamed. "I got us a movie to watch tonight!"
The girls cheered. "O-M-G," said one of the Aphrodite demigods. "Like which one is it?"
"Is it Twilight?" asked one.
"Is it Tarzan?" asked another.
Piper was reading a book, not caring what they were talking about until they all looked towards her. She looked up.
"Well?" asked Mitchell his eyebrows lowered into a glare. "Aren't you going to guess the answer so they can watch the movie and get this torture over and done with?"
She raised an eyebrow. "Thor?"
All the girls gasped. Lacy showed them the cover and pulled out a second movie from behind her back. "Can you guess what this one is?"
Piper rolled her eyes. "The Dark World?"
"Like, no way!" another screamed.
"O-M-G, Thor is like, sssoooo cute!" Lacy screeched.
"Cute?" one corrected. "You mean HOT."
Mitchell put ear phones in his ears and turned on his ipod, turned up the volume, and began to ignore them.
Once it was time for everyone to go to sleep in their cabins, Lacy gathered every Aphrodite cabin member around the TV as she put in the movie.
Mitchell and Piper were already bored once the other daughters of Aphrodite were pausing, playing, rewinding the same scene over and over again; where Thor has no shirt on.
Then suddenly, they heard a loud explosion that seemed to come from the Hephaestus cabin next door. And there came Leo Valdez flying through the window. His hair was singed, his skin was the color of chock, and his clothes had holes in them. There, which was held in his right hand, was a golden box with a big, red button in the center. As he hit the ground, the golden-button-thingy flew out of his hand and into Mitchell's. Leo coughed out a cloud of smoke. All the Aphrodite girls screamed with horror and scrambled to their bunks constantly yelling, "EEW!" Mitchell turned off his ipod, pulled out the ear phones out of his ears and stared at the button in awe. He stood up. "I'VE GOT THE REMOTE!" He screamed with triumph. Every Aphrodite girl except for Piper all began to cry.
"Mitchell," Leo said dryly. "If you're getting sick and tired of this movie, I suggest you don't—"
"Dude," the son of Aphrodite replied. "I've got this." He turned around and pressed the big, red button. The TV turned off and the room was peace and quiet.
"Never mind." said Leo.
"Let's get some sleep!" Mitchell smiled as he flipped the light switch off. It was dark; the perfect environment to get some sleep. Mitchell got into his bed and began to snore. Leo, on the other hand, was still sitting in the middle of the cabin wandering what just happened. Suddenly, he heard breathing, then something broke and he heard someone running into things. "Piper?" he asked.
"Go to sleep, Leo!" she said half-asleep from her bunk.
"Who goeth there?" asked a deep, manly voice.
Leo's eyes widened. "Man, Mitchell," he said shakily. "You really need to lay off the steroids!"
"Who is this Mitchell you speak of?" the voice asked in the darkness.
Leo chuckled. "You're joking," he gulped. "You are joking, right?"
"No." it replied.
"Leo," said Mitchell from his bunk. "Stop talking to yourself, I'm trying to sleep!"
"Where am I?" the voice asked. "This isn't Earth by any chance, is it?"
Everyone began to snore.
Leo gulped once again. "GUYS WAKE UP, THERE IS SOMEONE IN YOUR CABIN!" he screamed. Suddenly, he heard a lot of thuds, thumps and girls' screams. He heard footsteps and suddenly, the light switched on. And standing in the corner, stood shirtless Thor with pajama bottoms on.
"Are those polar bears?" Leo asked.
Thor looked down at his pajamas. "Yes, indeed they are."
The Aphrodite girls except for Piper who all stood at the light switch, huddled together, all fainted to the floor. Mitchell woke up from the light. "Leo," he raised his voice. "What did I just tell you? Turn off the—OH MY GODDESS OF LOVE AND BEAUTY, THERE IS A HALF NAKED MAN IN MY CABIN! GET OUT!"
"NO!" Lacy arose from the floor. "The Harpies will eat his beautiful face!"
"Um… Thank you…?" Thor said awkwardly.
Lacy blushed as the rest of the girls woke up from their faint.
"What are Harpies, anyway?" Thor asked.
"From what I've learned," said Leo. "Is that they are like this… Girl… With… They're like this Pegasus slash girl… Thing."
Mitchell rolled his eyes. "They are a girl with winged arms… Their arms are wings, and their fast flyers, so nobody can outrun them."
"Oh," Thor smiled. "I'll go get rid of them for you." He reached for the door as everyone screamed, "NO!" and then he opened it. Their screams faded.
Thor chuckled as he looked around the cabin. "Welcome to Asgard."
Piper lifted her eyes from her book. She sat up and looked out the door and saw golden everything. Golden floors, golden walls, and she saw a royal bed with golden colored blankets. That was the cleanest room she has ever seen. "Are there any Harpies?" she asked.
Thor peeked out the cabin door. "No." he confirmed.
Thor and the children exited the cabin.
"Whoa," Leo looked out the window in the room from which overlooked the city of Asgard. It was dark out, but the golden buildings shimmered in the starlight. "My transmitter actually worked!"
"Wait," said Piper as the others admired. "Is this the real Asgard, or is it the movie?"
Leo leaned into the glass of the window, causing his nose to upturn to look like a pig's. He blew on the glass to make it fog up. "I'm not sure." He tapped the glass with his fingernail.
"What are you talking about?" Lacy chuckled. "This is amazing!"
Thor yawned. "Yes, but you should go back to sleep in your cabin, because I am tired."
Loki woke up with a bird perched on his nose. He opened his eyes and right above him was a tree branch, growing an inch every five seconds. He sat up and looked around the room. His whole bedroom was a forest. "This is a dream." He tried to convince himself. He got out of his bed and stretched. Loki took a step and he tripped into a creek. He tried to stand up, but he kept tripping. Now the god of mischief was getting angry. He stood up and looked to his far left where his closet was located. Except that wasn't his closet; it appeared to be a cabin door. "Oh, no." he said to himself. He looked at his gold bedroom floors from which grass was sprouting up from it. In the creek, he bent over and dug in the rocks which lay under the water. He did not find the gold floor. Loki's chambers were turning into Camp Half-blood, and he was not happy.
At that moment, the cabin door where Loki's closet was located creaked open. Percy and Tyson stepped out into Loki's room. Birds began to chirp. Percy stretched and then Tyson tapped his shoulder and pointed at Loki. Loki watched them with a glare. Percy stopped stretching, his eyes opened and widened, and his smile quickly faded. Suddenly another cabin popped up out of nowhere and it was located by Loki's window behind him. Loki jumped and almost fell into the water again. Annabeth took a step out of the cabin and she almost screamed, but she covered her mouth.
"Harpy boy person!" Tyson pointed.
"What?" asked Loki. "I beg your pardon?"
Jackson pulled a pen out of his pocket, took off the cap, and it turned into a sword.
"Chiron!" Annabeth screamed.
"Chiron?" he asked. Loki had no idea who this "Chiron" was, and he wasn't sure if he wanted to see him either. "No, don't call Chiron!" He begged.
Annabeth stared. "CHIRON!"
Suddenly a big building popped up twenty feet in front of Loki and Chiron came running out of it. Loki thought to himself, "My room isn't that big, is it?" so he looked up and within the tree leaves, he saw the sun. "Crap." He muttered.
Chiron approached Loki as Annabeth, Tyson and Percy scrambled over next to the centaur. "Are you a demigod?" Chiron asked Loki was a grim expression.
He raised an eyebrow. "No… Actually, I am a god."
Percy raised his sword. "The god of what, to be exact?"
Loki chuckled. He thought they were joking, but once he realized they weren't from their expressions, his smile faded and he stopped laughing. "Mischief." He said as if it was obvious.
"Hmm," said the centaur with a curious expression. "What is your name, god of mischief?"
He wasn't sure if he should answer the question or not, this one kid with the sword, black hair, green eyes, seemed a bit scary to him. Loki gulped. "My name is Loki of Asgard." He replied.
They all gasped except for Tyson who quietly stood there wondering what Asgard was. Percy lowered his sword. "Is there any camp for…? Half Asgardians…?"
Loki winced. "What are half Asgardians?" he asked. "Last I've checked, there's no such thing."
"What color is your blood?" Percy asked in awe.
Loki took a step back. Now this kid was really freaking him out. "Red," he replied. "Why would you ask such a silly question?"
Tyson nudged Annabeth. "I told you so."
"Shut up." The daughter of Athena muttered.
Suddenly Grover Underwood's, "Born to be Wild" sounded in the east from his reed pipes.
Loki covered his ears. "What is that horrendous sound?!" he exclaimed.
The Stoll brothers came over. "Hey guys," Travis said. "What 'sup?"
"Dude," said Conner. "It's a weird guy in a green, black and gold costume!"
"Are you a member of the Hermes cabin?" they asked him.
Loki raised an eyebrow. "No!"
Grover joined the crowd and stopped playing his reed pipes. "Whoa," said the satyr. "A British demigod!"
"For the last time, I am not a demigod!" Loki snapped. "I am not a half Asgardian, nor is my blood a different color than red, and I am sure as Hel I am defiantly not a Harpy boy person!"
Annabeth pulled out a notepad and pencil. "Tell me, Loki," she said. "What did you mean by hell?"
"The realm, what else?"
"Realm… Hmm…" she began to write something down.
The breakfast bell went off and before Loki knew it, he was being knocked down by a bunch of demigods, satyrs, nymphs, and what he thought at first were antelope, but they turned out to be more demigods. Loki wasn't sure what to do, so he just followed them into the bigger building.
Loki entered the building, it almost reminded him of Valhalla, but it certainly didn't look like it. He chose a table and ended up sitting next to a lonely dark kid; Nico Di Angelo who then said, "Are you a son of Hades?"
Loki glared at him. "No…" he said awkwardly. "I'm a son of Odin…"
Nico raised an eyebrow. "Who's Odin?"
"My father," Loki replied. "Who else?" at that moment, he spotted Chiron walking away from the Ares table.
"Hey, Loki," Clarisse called. "Come sit with us!"
Nico almost looked sad, yet he seemed to be hiding it. But Loki didn't care. He wanted to sit with the cool kids! He stood up and left the Hades table and sat next to Clarisse.
"How old are you?" Mark asked.
Loki blinked. "1,048 years old, why?"
Sherman chuckled. "Nerd." He muttered.
Clarisse shook her head. "We mean in human years, not dog years, bimbo."
"Oh," said Loki. "Seventeen." Even the god of mischief knew that if he wanted to join the cool kids, he was going to learn to keep everything low-key when it comes to being called names.
"Seventeen," an unknown cabin mate of Ares sat in awe. "You look much older."
Loki smiled. "That's why I said 1,048 years old."
Mark laughed. "I love this guy!"
Loki spotted Thor at the Zeus table breaking glasses and yelling, "ANOTHER!" while Jason Grace sat there with wide eyes as if he was internally screaming with fear. And then he glanced at the Hermes table which was packed with demigods. Even they had Fandral sitting there telling tall tells.
Suddenly Sif sat down next to Sherman who was next to mark. "Hello, Loki," she smiled. "You would never guess what the Hephaestus cabin told me."
"That you're a daughter of Ares," Loki replied. "Please, Lady Sif, don't listen to that bogus!"
Her eyebrows lowered with confusion. "No," she said. "Everyone on Asgard was transported to this camp."
Loki's eyes widened. "What?"
She nodded. "That is what I said."
"Idiots," Clarisse muttered as she took a bite of her scrambled eggs. "We're gonna have to give you two a special tribute to being a member of the Ares Cabin after chores."
"Chores?" Loki asked with his eyebrows knitted. "We have to do chores?"
Sherman nodded. "That's if, you want a warm shower."
"But…" Loki faltered. "I don't need a shower. I am a god."
"Not when you're on this camp." Mark replied.
"Oh, wonderful," Loki said sarcastically. "Hurrah."
"Indeed." Sif frowned.
