A/N: all credit goes to my friend Khalil.
Grandma Fa had Fa Zhou out of wedlock. Fa Zhou married Fa Li and together they had Mulan. Mulan joins the army to save her father. She has crush on Shang. Shang thinks Ping (Mulan) is a really cool dude. A REALLY cool dude. The three soliders have problems of their own. Quian Po has a cross dressing problem and an eating problem too. Awkward. Yao likes Ling but doesnt want to show his true feelings for Ling who has a skin problem. Shan yu is married to one of the chinese soldiers but the solider divorces him over a fight for their child.
