A/N: Since everyone's making answers letters, I want to try making one as well lel.. please send letters via PM or review. Don't be shy, I won't bite you.
WARNING: Bad grammar and out of idea possibility (yes yes forgive me for that)
So here we go
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Dear lord Cao Pi,
Your wife? Oh she's here with me and Cai Wenji
Sincerely, Wang Yi
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Dear lord Cao Pi,
Don't worry, we're not doing anything strange. Looks like lady Zhen Ji and Cai Wenji is just composing a song together.
Sncerely, Wang Yi
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Dear lord Cao Pi,
Me? I'm watching them of course.
Wang Yi
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Lord Cao Pi,
Oh please.. I'm not a creep. I'm just enjoying the song.
Sincerely, Wang Yi
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Lord Cao Pi,
No, not that 'song'
Wang Yi
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MA CHAO?!
Are you drunk? WHY THE HELL WERE YOU SENDING ME MAILS SAYING THAT I'M LOVELY AND STUFFS?! YOU DON'T VALUE YOUR LIFE, DO YOU?! WHERE DID YOU GET MY ADDRESS ANYWAY?!
(unsigned)
*most of the part have wrinkles because of anger*
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WTF Ma Chao,
I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHOEVER SENT ME THOSE LETTERS EARLIER! EVEN IF YOU SAY IT'S YOUR EMPEROR'S DOING! NEXT TIME I RECEIVE ANY LETTER FROM YOUR ADDRESS I WILL F*CK'IN KILL YOU! (Well, I always want to do that without receiving his letters anyway)
(unsigned)
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Dear Guo Jia,
No, I'm not Zhang Xingcai's twin sister. Why did you ask? We're not even look similar
Wang Yi
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Guo Jia,
Why did you insist?!
Wang Yi
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To Xingcai,
Could you give me one of your photos?
Sincerely, Wang Yi
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To Xingcai,
Because, uh.. Someone needs it
Sincerely, Wang Yi
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To Xingcai,
Just normal photo is fine, as long as it clearly has your face in it. You don't need to send me the best one.
Sincerely, Wang Yi
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Dear Guo Jia,
Here, learn the difference, womanizer!
Wang Yi
*attached was a photo of Xingcai and herself*
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