Chapter 1 The Soldiers of Bath and Body Works are Awakened!

Jess giggled at James' foolishness. He was pretending to be Tuxedo Mask. James stopped and watched Jess giggle.
"Wouldn't it be cool if there was really sailor scouts and we were one of them?" asked James.

"Yeah... but you wouldn't be a scout! You'd be a knight!" giggled Jess. Jess and James walked in the park. Jess had her blonde hair back in a ponytail. It swayed back and fourth. James' dark blonde hair was somewhat messy. But that's the way it usually was.
James and Jess's chat about being sailor scouts and knights continued on. James continued to pretend to be characters from sailor moon and Jess continued to giggle.

Meanwhile...

Sailor Playa sat in her floating dark palace. Sailor Playa was dark and evil. She used the powers of evil to seduce people into buying ugly clothes. Sailor Playa's minion stood in front of Sailor Playa.

"Hello my mistress," said the minion.

"Sailor Build A Bear Workshop, what have you planned?" asked Sailor Playa.

"I have planned to steal all opinions and styles using my Caudian Mouthpiece!" exclaimed Sailor BABW (Build A Bear Workshop). Sailor BABW pulled out a mouthpiece and blew on it. A dark shadow flew out from the mouthpiece. The shadow flew out a small crack in the ship and down to earth. Sailor Playa cackled evilly.

After a few hours of walking through the park they stepped on to the boardwalk. Something was strange. Everyone was dressed in gray!

"Something must be wrong!" shouted Jess. James and Jess looked around the boardwalk. Jess noticed a vampire like person sucking a person's colour out of them.

"That thing is stealing their colour!" shouted Jess.

"It's the negaverse!"

"James! It is not the negaverse! This is real! Come on! Let's go get these peoples colour back!" shouted Jess.

"Jessica! We can't. We need special powers," said James. As if on cue two lockets fell into James and Jess's hand. "Magic Compacts!"

"What? Impossible!"

"Jess, they feel from the sky. They must be able to give us powers! Lemme try! Magical Compact Crystal.... No... The lockets are blue... bath... bath and... Bath and Body Works Power... Make-up!"

Everything became extremely blue and hazy. James was no longer just James. He had armour like Prince Darien's except James' armour was blue. He had become the Bath and Body Works Knight! Jess was now in a sailor scout outfit like Sailor Moon's normal scout outfit except almost all blue. She had become Sailor Bath and Body Works!

"We are the warriors of style!" shouted James.
"And we fight for healthy skin..." continued Jess.
"And nice hairstyles, and together we will triumph over bad hair days, we are the Bath and Body Works Soldiers!"

The vampire thing turned towards the two soldiers. "I'll suck your style dry!"

The vampire monster lunged towards Jess.
"Jess! Watch out! Use your Bath and Body Works Beautiful Scent attack!"

"Bath and Body Works Beautiful Scent!" screamed Jess. A bottle of pink goo fell from the sky and crashed down on top of the vampires monsters head. The vampire paused and growled.

"Let's finish off!" shouted James.

"Bath and Body Works Stylish Makeup!" shouted James and Jess together. A tornado of pink, blue, and purple hit the vampire. The vampire screamed and was destroyed.

The Next Day...
A small note was found at Jess' door. She opened the small letter.

Dear Sailor Bath and Body Works,
I'm the Great Mall Store. I was the one who gave you the magic to become the sailor scouts. The compact will teach you new moves and eventually your powers will grow strong. There are many more sailors that will join you. Together you will join together and be able to defeat Sailor Playa.

Jess put away the note and dashed to the phone. Jess called up James.

"James, did you get a letter from this 'Great Mall Store?"
"Yeah I did!"
"Looks like we have a mission."
"To defeat Sailor Playa and find the other Mall Scouts!"