A/N: Freida and Georgia play a prank on Umbridge. Genderbent!AU. RxR. FxF. I do not own Harry Potter.

Submission for:

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry (Challenges & Assignments): Hogsmeade - Write about one character playing a joke on another character, using a Zonko's product.

Hogwarts Casino 2014 Challenge/Competition: BlackJack - Prompt: Write about a prank the Weasleys pulled during Umbridge's time at Hogwarts (300 words max)

The Gender-Swap Boot Camp Challenge: Joke

Pick A Card, Any Card: Black Joker - Write about a prank.

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Freida and Georgia sat at the back of DADA, watching Umbridge in his atrocious pink suit strut through the aisles of desks. He would slap the students on the knuckles if they weren't writing fast enough or on the back if they were slouching.

Freida and Georgia were perfectly angels as he walked past, earning them a strange look from the short man. Everyone knew that they were always up to no good. There was at least one joke per class.

It was soon the end of class and Professor Umbridge was giving them the most smug look ever, like a cat who had finally caught a mouse. He thought he had finally broken their pranking nature.

He walked to his desk, pointing his wand as his now cold cup of tea. Freida and Georgia had been waiting all class for him to take a drink. They grinned as he picked up the cup, sighed contentedly, brought it to his face and

"Oh!" he screamed, dropping the saucer the teacup sat on with a smash. He hollered as the teacup hung off his nose comically. The whole class laughed as Umbridge tried to pull off the cup, but only succeeded in making the cup sink its teeth in further.

He fumed as he stared about the class and met Freida and Georgia's eyes. The girls were still in their seats, draped lazily over their chairs and grinning.

Umbridge aimed his wand at his face and blasted the cup away. It was swollen and clashed horribly with his pink suit. He shouted above the laughter, "Detention!" before patting down his suit, and walking to his quarters.

Freida and Georgia grinned before rushing out the classroom. That went better than expected and they wouldn't be caught dead in Umbridge's detention anyways.