1. Call him seaweed, when he asks why, just tell him, " 'Cause you have no brain."

2. Call him Perry Johansen, Perky Johnson, or P.J

3. Remind him of how Poseidon and Sally made him... (He won't be able to look at the EVER AGAIN!)

4. Hum the song... (Don't go near the water!-Beach Boys) when he's around.

5. Tell him Luke was technically his GRANDPA!

6. Ask him if he can breathe while underwater in a bubble-bath!

7. Say, "Can I borrow your pen for a sec" at school, if he doesn't give it to you, take it anyway, and when it turns into a sword, yell, "HE'S GOT A

WEAPON!"

8. If the mortals can't see through the mist, say "Just Kidding." (Make sure you do this in all your classes with him!)

9. Remind him about Iris-Messaging Reyna while she was taking a bath.

10. When he blushes, say, "YOUR BLUSHING! I AM TELLING ANNABETH!" and make him beg for mercy! (I'm SO evil. Mwa-ha-ha)