This is the BEST...AROUUUNNDD!
-Intro of Badassery-
Once upon a time...in a land far, far away...Konohitler...
There was a boy named Dilldun. He wasn't just an ordinary boy,
he was a Pokémon trainer! He and his brother, Derk, were sent
out into the wilderness by their mother, Mikely, in search of
the hidden treasure of Wannabigblackdickinmyass. Despite being
completely homosexual, Derkmo had a way with women. On the other
hand, Dilldingle is the straightest shaft in the arrow. That means
he's a total queer. He and his brother used to fist each other
during class when they were training to be ninjas. Hinata,
being a transgender queerbait, would sometimes partake in the faggotry.
AND THEN HE WOKE UP.
Dilltron...THE BEST...AROOUUUNDD! That's what he went by because he is
the greatest nigga...ninja* in the entire nation of Konohitler. "My ass titties!"
Then there was fire... and Derick was born. This is the start of something great.
STAY TUNED NEXT WEEK FOR CHAPTER 1!
Chapter Juan: The Beginning of THE END!
*15 Years Later*
"Fuuuuuuuck, I'm a fat slut and I taste like stale Cheerios BUT THE MEN DIG
IIIITTTTT!" exclaimed Derke, while polishing multiple shafts.
"Fak yer cunt m8, ay captain my booty needs the ram rod!" squealed Hagrid.
"Let's be civil my fellow Pokémon trainers, and the talking cheese is preaching
to us. We must find the treasure of Wannabigblackdickinmyass, and we need to find
it tonight." Broadcasted Dillwinkle, the leader of the clan.
"You're right. Let's head out." Replied Derok, as he polished the last shaft and
shoved the arrows in his quiver.
"Boobla!" Queefed Squirtle.
-*THEEEEEEEEEE* *EEEENNNDDDDD*-
