Konnichi wa! This is our first fanfic so... BE NICE!!! Or we'll shoot you! Bwahahahaha...no really. We will O.o

Disclaimer: Unfortunately we do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, though we are in the process of fixing that.

Can't Touch Me

By: Miyuki and Juri

Inside the large, rustic yet luxurious entrance hall, several people gathered around a warmly lit colossal fireplace. A black haired man dawning a freshly pressed Egyptian cotton apron was observing an orange-haired young adult dressed in a lab coat arguing loudly with a rather disgruntled looking individual.

Kuwabara: Well if you really want to know, Shishi, I happen to be a well-respected and widely known rocket scientist. AND I BET I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU!!

Shishiwakamaru: Well, chicks dig my tattoos more than your stupid goggles! Kuwabara: I wear these to protect my eyes from harmful radiation rays, thank you very much! Shishi: How many radiation rays could possibly be at a ski resort!!

Kuwabara: you'd be surprised, Mr. Hole in my tongue!

Shishi: *sticks out tongue and makes crude gestures, showing off his shiny tongue ring* nahhh

Kuwabara: All right, it's on metal mouth!

Shishi: Bring it goggle boy! *Lunges forward*

Yusuke: After bringing to a boil, stir constantly for three minutes...

Shishi: *stops suddenly and loses his balance causing him to fall to the ground*

Touya: Dammit Yusuke! No one gives a shit about your cooking show!!

Yusuke: and viola! You have a perfect bowl of macaroni! ^__^

Kuwabara, Shishi, and Touya: SHUT UP YUSUKE!! Yusuke:

Yes ma'am. I mean sirs. ^^;

Kuwabara: As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted. *Glares at yusuke* I'm going to kick your ass Shishi!

Shishi: Ha! I'd like to see you try, Smarty Pants! *Once again lunges forward and knocks Kuwabara down to the ground*

Touya and Yusuke: *watches the two guys wrestle*

The door opens and Botan, Chu, Rinku, Jin, and Ruka all walk in.

Botan: Hey everyone..*Sees Shishi and Kuwabara* umm that looks extremely....... *blink blink* different.

Jin: Aye, I have to agree with lassie here, that's a bit blarmie if you ask me.

Rinku: What the fuck are they doing???

Ruka: *with hair up in a tight bun* Attention all passengers, please keep all hands, legs, tails, and other appendages inside at all times, thank you *smiles brightly*

Everyone else: O.o

The doors suddenly burst open and in waltzes a short glitzy man and two sexy chicks. He was dressed in a navy blue pinstriped suit, with a silk purple shirt, shiny ostrich boots, numerous gold necklaces, a 4 kt diamond ring, a thick white gold wristband with "pimp juize" engraved on it, and to complete the look, a tilted black hat with a jaunty pheasant feather, and a gold tipped cane.

The two chicks were apparently playmates. The one on the left had long teal hair that was pulled back in a loose ponytail, violet eyes, a black vinyl lace up tube top, short pink terry cloth shorts, striped knee high pink and black tights, and chunky black high heels. The chick on the right had long light brown hair, emerald green eyes, a tight red low cut halter top, red lacy spankys, black fishnets, 7 inch black stilettos, black angel wings, and a choker necklace attached to a leash dangling from "pimp juize"s hand.

Jin: hehe *ears go pointy at sight of playmates*

Yusuke: Who the hell are you?

Man: Hn. Ring a bell?

All but you know who and the playmates: *yelling* HIEI?!

Doors open and a tall red-haired man come in, trying to remove the blue-skinned "thing" attached to his arm. The man was dressed in a green wet suit that brought out his eyes. The "thing" was wearing a black sweater, khaki pants, and black loafers.

Redhead: Hey Hiei.

Hiei: Yo Kurama, what up?

Everyone but Hiei, Kurama, the "thing", and the two playmates: KURAMA?! HIEI?! YOU KNEW HE WAS... *confused babbling*

Kurama: Hey, I found this thing in the parking lot, is it yours? *Holds his arm up*

Thing: Oh Kurama, you this shade of eye shadow goes so well with your complexion. Don't deny the make-up!

Everyone else: Gama!?

Kurama: GAMA? WHO'S GA-AHH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME! *Flails arms around, and finally manages to shake Gama off*

Gama: *hits wall* Ow...

Jin: 'Ey! No one cares about this gay wad! I wanna know who they are! *Points to playmates*

Right Playmate: *sees Shishi and Kuwabara still wrestling on the ground* Don't you remember us?

Left playmate: *separates the two fighters* Yeah we had a very important role in the Dark Tournament.

Both: *bring out microphones from their shirts*

RPM: On this side, Kuwabara!

LPM: And on this side, please welcome Shishiwakamaru!

~*~*~*~*~* So…what do you think about it so far? It's pretty obvious who the two playmates are, right? Is it good or should I- I mean WE take it down? Also we'll tell you everyone's new careers in the next chappie (if you peeps think it's good enough of course) Please review! And no flames please, cuz we'll just use them to start a structure fire…well that's actually not a bad idea once you think about it…