Eugene: 3,.. 2,.. 1! *blue light appears* Good day to you guys! By the way, "Good day" is usually how British people say "Hello" but they would still use "Hello", "Hi", or "Hey" though. Watcha think of my new outfit? *gestures at self wearing wizard robes and cloak while carrying a wand* Yes, I'm going into a wizard phase right now. Besides, today's Friday. July. 15, 2011 and get this: TODAY'S THE FINAL MOVIE OF THE HARRY POTTER SERIES! :D Somehow, it's a happy thing and kind of a sad thing..
England: *clears throat* Pardon me, but how is this any part of this story of yours?
Eugene: Oh yeah, about that. It's because there'll be some spells and wizardry in this Hetalia story. It also means that you'll be in it. (not to mention that the movie will be mentioned in this chappie) That's why.
England: Ah, I see now. So it'll start now, won't it?
Eugene: Yeah, it will. *raises wands and energy bursts out* ONWARD WITH THE NEW STORY! AS IF BY ENGLAND'S MAGIC! *hears England saying "Bloody hell! What kind of a title is that, you git!"*
England stepped out of the cinema near his house and stretched his arms out. It was a fine summer night and he was just done watching "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Part 2.". England must admit it, but he finds the new movie "bloody but in a proper way". Or in other words, he pretty much enjoyed it. Seeing Harry and Voldemort fight the epic battle also reminded the British dude about something…
"Ah! Bloody hell! I forgot to curse America!" He realized. "I got to get started right now!" England rushed back to his house and grabbed some stuff. He went to America's basement and turned off the lights. He put on his long black cloak and took out a set of spellbooks, a wand, and some candles. The room was relit, but this time, with a bright yet ominous glow.
"This looks like it's time to curse him.. with Black Magic!" England declared out in a spooky voice. "There's no way that git America can escape this deadly curse now!" He laughed in a nasty way, causing thunder to strike outside.
He engraved an arcane circle on the concrete floor and stuck some candles on the ends. He lit them up and stepped back from the circle. He flipped out a page from one of his spell books and raised his wand up. But just before he could even start..
"Hey England! Watcha doing in here?" America was asking, opening the basement door to reveal the entire scene. England was shocked to find America looking for him here.. and yet, he didn't even start the curse yet!
"Um.. well, I.." England nervously tried to say something but no words came out. "It's nothing, ok! You wanker! He yelled at America and rushed back to his own house, where the basement was a bit smaller than America's, but it should work.
England engraved another arcane circle, but an elaborate and more complex one; he hoped to make the curse last longer on America for days. He found a new page in his spellbook and raised his wand again. He recited the following spell as if it's a haunting song:
Flare up and burn it down,
from corner to corner with that hellfire.
Don't leave a single trace,
burn down even their souls.
Flare up and burn it down,
answer my calling right now.
Burn down those fools with
a crimson flame.
(Santra ba~dra winza~na~ wonpa~to~rana ba~dra winza~na~ wonpa~to~rana intrakantera.)
Flare up and burn it down
from corner to corner with that hellfire.
Don't leave a single trace,
burn down even their souls.
(Look...! For the sake of my terrible revenge, I'll cast a curse with all my power! I summon thee from the distant earth! Come forth!)
Flare up and burn it down,
answer my calling right now.
Burn down those fools with
a crimson flame~
Energy bursted out from his wand and the arcane circle began to glow from lustered purple, to violent red, to shining gold, to neon green, to cobalt blue, and every colour in between. The candles burned faster and wind howled. The center of the circle began to glow violently and something was about to come out.
"Finally! That bloody git America will be cursed for sure!" England cheered. He raised his wand higher and the circle began to glow more violently and it was pulsing. He expected an evil spirit willing to curse anyone who summoned it. But instead, a head consisting of silvery beige hair, violet/blue eyes, and a face with an innocent-looking smile popped out from the center of the arcane circle. It wasn't an evil spirit, it was Russia!"
England: *finds Russia standing next to him and Eugene* RUSSIA, YOU GIT! HOW DARE YOU INTERFERE WITH MY SPELL! DX
Russia: ..You seem to be a very bad magician, da? ^J^
England: Grr.. wanker.. T_T
Russia: Kolkolkol… -.-
Eugene: ^^""" In case you're wondering why Russia's here, well.. I don't know why but it's been like this since episode 13 of Hetalia: Axis Powers. -.- And don't worry, it'll be more eventful as the story goes. Also, if you wanna find out what those arcane circle look like in the chappie, you'll find the pics in the links in my profile. It's the same with the English lyrics of "England's Evil Demon Summoning Song" (the Japanese ones will be up soon!). Anyway, see ya. *conquers spell that makes people vanish with poof of smoke*
