Imad: Hey so yeah this is me, imadeadlyfan back from the dead ill put what happened up in my profile later but for now ill just get on with it, basically I'm Lauren AKA imadeadlyfan, yeah they deleted my user in a 'server accident' and apparently they are so sorry and of course.. they deleted all my stories too, yeah so by accident, hmmm yeah but i don't care as long as i'm back the only reason I'm back is for amieng37 AKA Kay-Anne shes great and one of my best online friend.
Summary: He must be Emo- Spongebob goes Emo whats the world coming to- suicide and violence (some swearing)
He must be Emo
Chapter 1: Tables are turning- ah my house is burning!
SB POV
I remember it like it was yesterday, even though it was 40 years ago. It all started on Saturday the 20th of April 2004. Its in my diary, im reading it right now, as we speak.
"Wanna go Jelly fishing?" asked the pinkish starfish, i grew excited and knew that today would be a good one after all , so i left the stove to go and get my net, i assembled it and left, knowing that of course i could trust Gary with my house, he was the most greatest snail i could ask for, he was one in a million.
"Meow" purred Gary as if he was trying to tell me something, something important.
"What is it Gary, are you hungry?" i replied, growing anxious of what the mollusk was trying to say.
"MEOOOOWWW!" roared Gary and he pointed his tail over into the kitchen desperately, i ignored and walked out the door, not my only mistake that day.
"Come on Spongebob the Jellyfish aren't going to wait all day are they? Now come on to Jellyfish fields!" Whined Pat, he grew impatient as time grew on, he beckoned me through a shortcut he had learnt earlier that week.
I refused and took the way we intended in the first place, Pat was disappointed but just sighed and power walked over to the gates of the jelly jam packed fields, we planned to have our lunch there, good old jellyfish jelly. I heard a strange noise.
"Pat? Did you hear that?" i asked shivering slightly, maybe it was that horrible boating instructor, back for more trying to intimidate me even more, into despair and ultimate fear, or maybe it was Flats, here ready to kick my butt, or maybe it was my sketched 'twin' frankendoodle.
"Yes sir spongebob, its my tummy, im starving, now lets catch some jam giving jellyfish!" giggled Pat in his cool calm and collective tone. I laughed too and proceeded, swing my net in all directions, and giving out my almost annoying laugh. I tried to contain myself, but i just couldn't stop laughing, after a while i began to think i had forgot about something.
Meanwhile, back in the pineapple, Gary grew more and more nervous, the stove that his perky owner had left on was reaching 200 degrees. The pot on it was shaking with increasing intensity.
All of a sudden it burst into flames, blasting the Snail back onto the wall, he purred in pain and slowly slid his way out of the burning house. He ran (as fast a snail possibly could) to Squidward's house. He burst through the door and bumped straight into the grumping fun-hating squid.
"And, what are you doing he, you mangy little mutt?" frowned the bluish squid hatefully. Despite the grumpiness of this possibly evil neighbor, Gary sighed and poked his head out of the circular window. The squid failed to even dream of what the snail was on about so he simply chucked him out.
Gary sobbed slightly and glanced back at the pineapple, no half burnt down to the ground, a single tear fell from his eye. He rushed over to Sandy's tree dome.
He pushed on the door hard, but unfortunately he couldn't push his way through the door, so he tapped it with his right eye quite hardly and paced about impatiently nearly crying.
Back in the fields..
"Spongebob this is fun!" yelled Pat and his ran around manically chasing every jellyfish within reach.
"Dahahahahahaha! Daahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa! Dahahaha!" i laughed uncontrollably.
Then all of a sudden squidward came along running in circles like a medical patient, he was shouting something, but he was too shrill and unclear to hear his exact words.
I ran out and shoved out my net, it caught Squids nose as he ran past.
"SPONGEBOB SPONGEBOB!" Yelled the nutty Squid
"What is it Squiddy, make it quick cause we're Jelly fishing, say you wanna join us?"
"Your pineapple! YOUR PINEAPPLE!"
"What about my pineapple?"
"ITS ON FIRE!"
"DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAHAHAHA your joking right?"
"No spongebob its true!"
"Ahhhhhh Gary! My house! My stuff!" I cried.
"Uhhh" said Pat puzzled by some of the big words being used.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i gotta go home!" i yelled frantically and with that i ran, ran i all the way back to my house, which really wasn't that far.
Then, with that my heart ripped in two. There i saw the remains of mt pineapple, a small pile of ash and a picture of me,Gary, my mum, my dad and Pat. As burnt as it was, i still have it, here in my old diary, this was right before i turned over a new, and not totally normal leaf.
XxXx
imad: So watcha think? I bet its suckish :'(
