A/N: people on FB helped with this, so it wasn't just me who wrote this. Disclaimer: I don't own Homestuck or it's characters, thank you!

Eridan and Sollux hate each other. They can't stand when they are banging each other. With small hammers. They hate it when they fuck under possessed pessimists(btw, what is that?). But all-in-all, they are true kismesies until the end.
"Y'all are weird!" Karkat said, interrupting before walking away in sexual frustration and further confrontation. He banged Sollux.
Nepeta was dispurreased, bit Equius wasn't. Rocks rained down. Everyone is dead. Except Gamzee.
He walks out, pulls out a bunch of corn, and stuffs it in his ass. Then had an orgasm.
Kanaya was revived, then he imploded. Eridan squealed awkwardly, "KANAYA WAS REVIVED?!"
Krakat screamed and threw up. Kanaya goes clown hunting, then killed Calliborn
The end. :B