Sage: BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Kratos: Ahem. : clears throat : Professor Sage doesn't own us, or.. a little quote from Linkin Park's In The End.
Sage: HA HA HA : choke cough : ..
Raine: THis story, is the result of her hyperness, and the curiousity of the Dwarven Potluck Surprise.
Sage: YEAH so. NEH!
Warning: Bit OOC, read at own risk, because it's random, YA HEAR! ..
Lloyd sighed. So did everyone else. Why? Gee.. I dunno. But anyways.
" I know!" Lloyd said, everyone ( Y'know. Raine, Kratos, Genis, Presea, Sheena, Zelos.. No, that wasn't the list of people I like. xD.). Looked up from their seats on the couch.
" Whhhaaazzz!" Zelos said, well. Much like slurred. Err something.
" WE COULD LIKE MAKE A DWARVEN POTLUCK THINGY MA BOBBER THINGY THING THINGY!" Lloyd cried, well. More like yelled. Everyone fell silent. " You know.. we turn off the lights and.. then we.. uhh. Put random things in this pot.. and..".
" OKAY!" Colette and Genis cried.. Oh yeah. Colette's there too.
" ..." Kratos and Raine stated. Well. Not really but, whatever.
" Oh yeah baby!" Zelos cried, standing up and doing some funky pose.
" You better not pull any stunts, Zelos." Sheena said icily.
" Not so harsh.." Zelos replied, waving his finger around like an idiot. Everyone stared at him. Then back to Lloyd.
" So, let's turn off the lights and do it!" Lloyd said, everyone stared at him horrified. Lloyd shrugged it off and so like, um... uh.. Oh yeah, turned off the lights. Kay then like, Zelos found his hand on Sheena's butt, she screamed and slapped something, which was Genis. He got mad and sent fire balls at Kratos, he some how got pissed and used judgement! And then, like. Everyone died.
" ... ".
" ... ".
" RUINS ARE SO AWESOME WEEE SWOOT!" Raine cried, coming in the room with many odd objects, although Kratos could only hear her. Somehow, SHE DIDN'T DIE!
" Z'omg! Resurrection! Resurrection! WEEE!" Raine cried, again, resurrecting everyone. So they came back, 55 seconds later times 0.5...
Lloyd tripped over Colette, which made her trip, then Genis fell, and Presea just.. backed away, bumping into a .. statue.
" Kay, this is stupid." Presea said.
" SO. Stupid." Sheena mumbled as the lights came back on, in the pot..
Shoes, a broken stick, dirt, books, wood, metal, plants, a kendama, ax, shield, gauntlet, hair, a plushie, and.. um. Many more.
Everyone stared stupidly at it. Then Regal came in and wolfed it down, choked and left, wanting to go to the hospital.
" Well let's party!" Lloyd said, as Colette looked out the window.
" Um. Lloyd. ... Don't we have to defeat Mithos.." Kratos asked, being the only sane one.
" Well, in the end, it doesn't even matter." Lloyd sang.
" ... Do you realize, Mithos could kill us?" Kratos asked, crossing his arms. At the very second he did that, everyone dropped dead. " Whatever.". Then he left, being the only sane one.
Everyone got back up and like, sang kareoke, and got drunk. There end of this weird, odd, random story.
