Disclaimer: We do not own the Berry Box, Weiss Kreuz, Fiddler On The Roof, Doraemon and Final Fantasy VIII. However, we DO own the Gomibako. SO without further ado, LET US BEGIN! And please do not sue us because one of us is broke! Arigatoo!

Aya: Welcome to Aya...

Ken: and Ken's

Aya and Ken: Storytime Extravaganza! *Balloons and confetti falls from ceiling*

Aya; Ahem...*puts on thick glasses and opens up old book* Just like grandpa! *wink* As our story begins...The brave Gomibako, and his loving wife(Peaches the Berry Box)

Farfello: WAIT! We forgot to hand out the stuff for then to take notes, I'm holding a quiz as soon as the story is done

Ken: *Shoots farfello* ANYWAY, Once upon a time, in the magical land of the Bronx,

Aya:*Stares coldly* Umm...that's not how it goes...

Farfello: ANYONE taking notes?!

Ken: You're not dead yet? *Pulls out cell phone, punches a few numbers, says some words that even us the writers, couldn't understand. In a few seconds, the entire cast of Fiddler on the Roof storms in the auditorium doors, singing TRADITION all the way, and trampling Farfello in the process*

Aya: You've got some strange friends, Ken......Okay...can I say 'back to the story' yet?'

Director: No no no! Ken has to get rid of his friends first.

Ken: AWW,

Aya: *Stares coldly*

Ken: Fine. *Goes to talk to Fiddler on the Roof cast, they seem to agree, and fly away through the hole in the ceiling that we'll hear about later*

Are you happy now?!

Director: Umm...let me check my pocket...

Aya: You have a pocket?! Ahem...I think me and Ken are starting to get a bit suspicious about who you really are...*nudges Ken*

Ken: What are you nudging me for? Oh yeah *Runs at director, pulling off his mask and revealing the director to be none other than...*

Aya, Ken and Fiddler on the Roof cast (looking in through ceiling, hey, they're actually on the roof now): DORAEMON!!!!

Doraemon:What? *pulls out something (which he believes is a mask) and puts it on his head*

Ken: OK, there's no way I'm going to work for a cat that wears a toilet on his head, c'mon Aya.

Aya: Yeah, I quit.

Cast of Fiddler on the Roof: What about the story?!!!

Ken: Come with us to the Health Club, we'll tell you the rest there.

Aya: Uhh...*waves hands* I don't do health clubs.

Ken: You do in this fanfic, now GET IN THE CAR!

Aya: *He stares menacingly at Ken while licking his katana*

Ken: *Summons GF Eden* Don't even think about it....

Aya:*shrugs and gets in the car* But I'm driving.

Ken: Fine, but Eden stays until we're in the parking lot and you've gotten out of the car and given me the keys.

Doraemon: What about me?! *toilet seat flapping up and down*

Ken: Go chase that mouse

Doraemon: *suddenly horrified* MOUSE? Where?! *Runs out of building and doesn't stop until he reaches Madrid*

Aya: Okay, everone in the car. *Everone including the audience and the authors climb into Aya's VW Beetle, the Fiddler on the Roof cast takes to the skies* Umm...ok...guess they're not getting a ride...

Ken: *Running after them* WAIT! TEACH ME TO DO THAT!!!! *Chases them all the way to the club*

Aya: *shakes his head* Poor poor boy...Road Trip!!!

~End Chapter one~