I don't act like a princess
I'm a fighter; no less
I live life to the fullest
And wouldn't be caught dead in a dress

I'm not a child
Don't call my chest flat
Quit acting stupid;
I'm a young woman, not a brat!

I can't handle vehicles
Supporting myself I do best
I 'borrow' from the ignorant
Quit calling me a pest!

Wutai is my homeland
I see it with pride
It's no longer a hole
now that the ShinRa has died.

I've travelled the world
I've escaped from my dad
Barret cooked a chicken
It tasted quite bad.

I kicked ShinRa's ass
Sephiroth quivered with fear
I drove the Buggy
I didn't learn how to steer.

I've hung around with cute guys
Some acted like jerks
I know you can't handle me Cloud
Don't cry; It never would've worked

The world is saved
All thanks to me
My friends handed over the goods
A materia hunter I no longer be

So as I say good bye to my comrades
My hand holding the materia bag
I smile to myself
Their pouch of gil is tied to my leg

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A/N: just needed a break from all the angst I've been writing. please enjoy
:)!