cartmanboiiii: hey y'all gays
broflovski: I swear to fucking god if I hear that word come out of your mouth one more time I am going to get Kenny to fuck your mom.
mcwhoremick: normally I'd be offended but
mcwhoremick: she's kinda hot so
marsh: kenny you'd literally fuck anyone
mcwhoremick: ok and?
mcwhoremick: there's a difference between fucking and making love. if there's someone that I truly love, I won't fuck them but I'll make love to them.
broflovski: r/nobodyasked
cartmanboiiii: dude wtf that's my mom you skank
broflovski: Is every word that comes out of your mouth an insult?
cartmanboiiii: shut it you kike
broflovski: Point proven.
marsh: did he just call you a jew again
mcwhoremick: mhmm
broflovski: I would assume so.
broflovski: This chat is boring with just us in it.
marsh: ho don't do it
broflovski added Call Girl, Bebexox, tblack, slyde in the dms, shimmy bb, Coffeeismyaesthetic, and Craig to the chat.
marsh: dude
marsh: c'mon
mcwhoremick: none of them are even online rn
marsh: ok well true
broflovski: It's not like Cartman's going to be here more because Heidi's not here
cartmanboiiii: can you shut your ass up about Heidi like
cartmanboiiii: I think someone's jealous that they can't come out to their CRUSH OF THIRTEEN YEARS
marsh: ???
mcwhoremick: Ironically, Stan is the only one confused.
broflovski: Dude this isn't the office
mcwhoremick: and now the closet gay boy is going to flip out on me
broflovski: I am not closet gay!!!
broflovski: You know what. I've learned something today, and that's the fact that y'all are pieces of shit.
mcwhoremick: that's fair.
marsh: seriously tho isn't he straight? I mean, he dated Heidi for a bit, right?
mcwhoremick: ever wonder why they ended it?
broflovski: I swear to fucking god
broflovski: We ended it because it wasn't working. That's it.
broflovski: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go. I have an essay due tomorrow.
cartmanboiiii: nEERRRDDD
broflovski has logged off.
marsh: ah shit that's due tomorrow???
marsh has logged off.
mcwhoremick: well I don't wanna b stuck here with you so
mcwhoremick has logged off.cartmanboiiii has logged off.
