online now: cartmanboiiii, marsh, broflovski, mcwhoremick

cartmanboiiii: hey y'all gays

broflovski: I swear to fucking god if I hear that word come out of your mouth one more time I am going to get Kenny to fuck your mom.

mcwhoremick: normally I'd be offended but

mcwhoremick: she's kinda hot so

marsh: kenny you'd literally fuck anyone

mcwhoremick: ok and?

mcwhoremick: there's a difference between fucking and making love. if there's someone that I truly love, I won't fuck them but I'll make love to them.

broflovski: r/nobodyasked

cartmanboiiii: dude wtf that's my mom you skank

broflovski: Is every word that comes out of your mouth an insult?

cartmanboiiii: shut it you kike

broflovski: Point proven.

marsh: did he just call you a jew again

mcwhoremick: mhmm

broflovski: I would assume so.

broflovski: This chat is boring with just us in it.

marsh: ho don't do it

broflovski added Call Girl, Bebexox, tblack, slyde in the dms, shimmy bb, Coffeeismyaesthetic, and Craig to the chat.

marsh: dude

marsh: c'mon

mcwhoremick: none of them are even online rn

marsh: ok well true

broflovski: It's not like Cartman's going to be here more because Heidi's not here

cartmanboiiii: can you shut your ass up about Heidi like

cartmanboiiii: I think someone's jealous that they can't come out to their CRUSH OF THIRTEEN YEARS

marsh: ???

mcwhoremick: Ironically, Stan is the only one confused.

broflovski: Dude this isn't the office

mcwhoremick: and now the closet gay boy is going to flip out on me

broflovski: I am not closet gay!!!

broflovski: You know what. I've learned something today, and that's the fact that y'all are pieces of shit.

mcwhoremick: that's fair.

marsh: seriously tho isn't he straight? I mean, he dated Heidi for a bit, right?

mcwhoremick: ever wonder why they ended it?

broflovski: I swear to fucking god

broflovski: We ended it because it wasn't working. That's it.

broflovski: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go. I have an essay due tomorrow.

cartmanboiiii: nEERRRDDD

broflovski has logged off.

marsh: ah shit that's due tomorrow???

marsh has logged off.

mcwhoremick: well I don't wanna b stuck here with you so

mcwhoremick has logged off.cartmanboiiii has logged off.