A Day At The Mall? Alright! Author: Silverstorms

Disclaimer: Get real! If I owned Beyblade do ya really think I'd be here right now? Please! I'd be making this story an actual episode! ^___^

Silverstorms' thought of the day: Don't teachers make your life miserable? They make mine. I have so much homework, and so many tests coming up! Teachers act like students' lives revolve around school and homework! We have lives too ya know! You're probably sick of my ranting. I'll get to the story now.

Chapter 1: Ripping it up bad!

For the seventeenth time night, fart filled the hotel room of the Blade Breakers. "Whew! 'Cuse me!" said Tyson fanning his nose with his hand. "That's nothing Tyson," said Max. "Listen to mine!" And with that he passed some seriously bad smelling gas. "Smell my wrath!" he laughed proudly. "Oww man you guys, I'm getting woozy," Rei told Max and Tyson, as he sat at the edge of their king sized bed looking ready to pass out. "Bunch of sick puppies," Kai sighed, his arms folded across his chest, as he leaned against the wall with his eyes closed. "Must have been the plate of Burrito Supreme we had for dinner," Tyson suggested as he sat on the carpeted floor patting his bloated stomach. "And those baked beans were like the fuel of our farts too!" added Max. "Let it rip!!!" he cried passing gas once again. He and Tyson began cracking up. "You guys," began the redhead known as Chief. "I know farting is a normal human process, but must you do it here and now?" he asked.

* * * Hours later Max and Tyson's stomachs had finally settled, and everyone was sleeping peacefully. Except for Kenny and Tyson. Kenny was up doing another one of his late night projects with Dizzi. And Tyson.well, let's just say he wasn't dreaming about staying home from school.

**Dream Sequence** It was a dark and foggy night. Tyson was running. Running in total and complete fear. His knees and elbows were scarped and bruised from falling several times. "I gotta hurry up," Tyson told himself. "It's gaining on me!" he moaned looking over shoulder as he ran. From out of nowhere a huge Dragoon like creature pounced on Tyson. Digging its claws deep into Tyson's back. "No!" Tyson cried in pain. "Aaagggg!" he screeched, aware that his death was near. **End of Dream Sequence**

Though Tyson's dream was over, he was still tossing and turning in bed, rolling over Max every so often. Soon Tyson began swinging his fists in the air, as if trying to fight off the monster in his dream. "Stay away!" he groaned in his sleep, suddenly one of his punches landed Max right in the stomach!

Max moaned and turned over to Ray's side of the bed, forcing Ray to invade the space of a peacefully sleeping Kai. Pretty soon the other sleeping boys shoved Kai off the bed. Kai fell to the floor with a loud thud, which automatically woke him up. He sat up on the floor, rubbing his aching head, and glaring at the three sleeping boys for causing him to fall.

"Oh well," Kai sighed. "It's getting late anyway," he read the clock; it was 5:03 am. "Better start getting ready," he told himself. Kai always woke up early regardless of whether it was a tournament day or not. He went to the bathroom, washed up and got dressed.

Returning to the bedroom, he paused in the entrance of the living room, and peered inside. His eyes wandered from Kenny, to Dizzi, to the six empty coffee cups on the table.

"Kenny, how long have you been on that thing?" Kai demanded. Kenny looked startled for a moment, but quickly recovered. "Since about.maybe.5:30 yesterday," he said as he returned to his computer work. Kai sighed, "Kenny go to bed." "But Kai," Chief began. "I'm busy." "Oh?" said Kai raising an eyebrow skeptically. "Yah!" said Kenny. "So far I've made Draciel's speed greater, made Drigger's defense stronger, and helped Dragoon learn a new move. Dragon Rage! I'm currently working on Dranzer," Kenny explained. "Kenny," began Kai as he walked over to him. "I appreciate your.consideration," he said rolling his eyes. "But I don't need your help improving my bit beast. I'll train him myself." And with that, he grabbed his beyblade from Chief's hand, and stormed out of the room.

When Kai returned to the room of the sleeping boys, he immediately realized that Rei had been pushed off the bed as well. He was now sleeping on the floor, only one of his legs still on the bed.

Max and Tyson were stretched out in their underwear on the bed; Max had his foot in Tyson mouth. And Tyson had still managed to snore loudly, believe it or not!

"Pathetic!" Kai sighed, before yelling, "Move it people! Raise and shine!" As soon as they heard Kai's voice, Max and Ray's eyes fluttered open. They responded by giving Kai tired moan, and groans, and yawns, and pretty soon they were up. Kai shook his head as he watched Tyson sleeping peacefully, sprawled out on the bed all by himself, snoring louder than ever!

"If I were to measure Tyson's snoring on a seismograph I'd give him a perfect ten!" said chief walking into the room with Dizzi under one arm.

"Tyson get up!" Kai ordered. Tyson rolled onto his stomach and wiggled his butt from side to side. "Shake it Tyson!" laughed Max. "Tyson get the hell up!" Kai screamed.

That's the end of the first chapter! I know it's kinda short but hey I hope you liked it. And if not, believe me it gets better. Prepare for some serious fun *wink* but just to be safe, why don't you guys show me some luv and send me your ideas and reviews!

P.S. Please go easy on me. This is my first fanfic! *Tear* And to anyone who dares to flame me, I have no choice but to kill you! Moohahahahaha!!! *Jokes*

Okay then, Bye my future fans