Summary: If you were allowed to ask any of the Naruto characters questions, what would they be? Join me as I ask each and every character I know questions that no one else would probably ask (okay, maybe some of you would ask them these).
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but I do own what happens to them in their interviews!
Interviewing Naruto & Co.
Ravestar15: Hey there! Glad everybody could be here today. Now, are we ready to begin?
Audience: YEEAAHH!
Ravestar15: Alrighty then! The first few interviews are those with the former/present Hokages! Come on out guys!
(Shodaime, Nidaime, Sandaime, Yondaime, & Godaime enter and have a seat.)
Ravestar15: Let's begin. Here's a question for everyone: What's the worst part of the job of being Hokage?
Shodaime, Nidaime, Sandaime, Yondaime, Godaime: (shrieking) The amount of paperwork we have to put up with!
Ravestar15: (traumatized with their behavior) Okay then…what about the best part?
Shodaime: Since I founded the village in the first place, making up the rules is the best.
Nidaime: You have to admit that having total control over the village is pretty cool!
Sandaime: My crystal ball. I can spy on anyone within the village.
Ravestar15: Cool! Can I use it later? (makes puppy eyes)
Sandaime: No. (Ravestar15 falls face-first)
Yondaime: I have no idea. I was Hokage for only two years, so how would I know? (thinks hard) Oh yeah! You get front row seats to everything!
Godaime: I say screw the paperwork, but bring on the money…and the sake.
Ravestar15: Nice responses, guys. Here's the next question for the Shodaime & Nidaime. What was life like when you guys were kids?
Shodaime: Oh, we would fight often over stupid things.
Nidaime: Hey! Fighting over who stole my underwear was not stupid!!
Ravestar15: You would actually steal his underwear??
Shodaime: Yep. And I would write little comments and doodle on them.
Nidaime: You would WHAT?!
(Nidaime jumps out of his chair and attempts to strangle the Shodaime.)
Ravestar15: (laughing) Nice job! I should do that with my brother some time. Next question goes to the Godaime, also known as Tsunade. Who got you hooked on sake and gambling?
Godaime a.k.a Tsunade: I already liked to gamble when I was a kid, but it was that perverted Jiraiya who got me hooked on sake. When we were twenty-one, he took me out for a drink in order to get me drunk enough to probably do something unstable. Who knows, maybe he wanted me to take my shirt off. Anyway, he gave me enough drinks that would make any other shinobi die of alcohol poisoning. In the end, I thought he was some hobo trying to rape me and I ended up beating the crap out of him.
(Everybody is staring at her with surprise and shock. Shodaime and Nidaime are still trying to strangle each other.)
Ravestar15: (O.O face) Wow. You must have a fast metabolism then. Next question belongs to the Sandaime. Was it tough trying to train the Legendary Sannin?
Sandaime: You have no idea. Jiraiya would always try to peek down Tsunade's shirt; Tsunade would always beat him to a pulp; Orochimaru would just sit there and eat popcorn while they fought. It was hell if you ask me.
Ravestar15: Yeah well, all teachers find it hell to teach students. I feel bad for all of the teachers at my school now since they have to put up with us five days a week. Anyway, Nidaime, how did you react when you heard that your brother was killed? Were you sad?
(Shodaime & Nidaime are now back in their seats. Shodaime has a bloody nose, black eye, and several bruises; Nidaime just has a black eye.)
Nidaime: Are you kidding? I was practically dancing around the village in happiness! My brother was finally gone forever!! (makes a happy face)
Shodaime: (clobbers his head) You did not! I saw you from above, idiot, and you were crying your eyes out on my bed while clutching my pillow!
Nidaime: I DID NOT!!!
(Shodaime & Nidaime are back on the floor beating the hell out of each other.)
Ravestar15: Well, they're gonna like that for a while and I don't have any more questions to ask. I guess that's about it. Tsunade, can you do the closing for me?
Godaime: No. Do it yourself.
Ravestar15: (pleads) PLEASE? I'll give you a cookie if you do it. See? Here it is. (waves a fresh chocolate-chip cookie)
Godaime: I said no.
Ravestar15: Damn, and I thought I had you. Would you do it for a king-sized bottle of sake?
(Godaime jumps her and grabs the sake bottle with both hands.)
Ravestar15: (beaten & bruised) Will you say it now?
Godaime: (happily rubs sake bottle against her cheek) Next interview: The Legendary Sannin! Tune in next time, and don't forget to review for Ravestar15!!
How was it, people? If you want to take part as a co-host in the next interview, review and tell me what kinds of questions to ask them. If I like the questions you send me, I'll give you the position of co-host! Hope to receive some good questions!
