Prompt: Could you do one about the Darren Criss (Blaine) banana thing & Chris Colfer (Kurt) dressed as a pencil? Maybe a cameo by Chuck (Criss, Darren's brother)?

Chuck always knew that Darren was a…different boy. He knew he was hyper, and happy, and…random. Heck, just a few days ago, he had seen his brother hugging a huge banana, and falling asleep holding it. That didn't really surprise him. But what he saw now, that surprised him.

Chris blushed at the incredulous look Chuck was giving him. "Dude, what?" Chuck managed, gesturing to him and Darren. Chris rolled his eyes, shifting slightly, only for Darren to tighten the grip he had on his waist.

"I can explain." Chris winced the moment it came out of his mouth. He knew how that sounded. "Okay, so, uh, I can explain." He repeated, "Which part did you want me to explain first?" he questioned. He attempted to maintain some sort of seriousness by keeping a blank expression on his face, but that was very difficult when he was dressed as a pencil, with Darren asleep, wrapped around him.

"Uhm…any of it….?" Chuck shook his head, gesturing to them. Chris took a deep breath, before slowly releasing it.

"Okay then. You know how Darren is a cuddleslut? And we got him the giant banana so that he would stop falling asleep with a death grip on every in the cast?" Chuck nodded. Well, that did explain why he saw his brother with the giant banana a few days ago… "Well, Darren left the giant banana in Toronto when we did one of the live shows there, and apparently he can't sleep without it now. He latched on to me, sans pencil suit, but said it wasn't the same. So, he made me change into the pencil costume I had, because, and I quote 'Pencils are yellow and long, and so are bananas'."

"That's what she said." Chuck couldn't help himself. Chris crossed his arms, and gave him a death glare that would have been scaring if he wasn't dressed as a giant pencil.

"Anyway, now I'm stuck here, because Darren won't let go, and I can't change, nor can I get him his banana, because it's being fedexed overnight. So, that is why." Chris huffed. Chuck snickered.

"Okay dude," he went to exit the room and shut the door, but paused real quickly, "You're so whipped."

"Chuck!" Chris yelled as the door shut. Chuck smirked as he went to grab his camera. Oh, the fan girls were gonna flip when he showed them this.

Okay, Shezza Mezza. Since you were very vague about what you wanted, this drabble came out. I might not fully understand the entire prompt, but here you go. If it's not satisfying, then I'll rewrite or add.