You'll see I changed names like ITACHI to ITACHY so it would better fit the pun. And a KASHI (kakashi) bar is like a power bar thang. Disregard everything you know about Naruto, and even if the puns make sense, just enjoy.

Naruto strutted down the street of the hidden leaf. He was happy, full of ramen (Choji bought him some) and feeling altogether settled.

"Uh, Naruto" A girls voice said from behind. It was too not shy and loud to be Hinata, and Sakura was busy... Tenten, he thought as he turned around. It was indeed Tenten the great, and she looked deadly serious. "I need to tell you something" She said in a business like tone, getting to the point without even a 'Hi'. "Hey Tenten, what's up?" Naruto asked in his raspy voice. She didn't answer but brought him to the side of the road and sat him down on a stray log. Naruto warily sat down with the serious girl, unsure of what was to come.

She stared him down. Naruto was uncomfortable. "Naruto," The bun haired girl said "My NaruTOES in my SOCKura are so ITACHY" She punned. Naruto's mouth hung open. That was just... no. Puns. It was really unexpected, and Tenten usually just rolled her eyes at puns, never had he thought of her making one herself. He grinned widely showing his teeth.

"Oh man Tenten, I thought I was in trouble! Those were funny" Then a wide grin spread across her face. "Hey, I'm hungry" She said randomly "I just ate but I'd buy you somethin'" Naruto offered rather nicely, shifting on the wood log which was a little bit rough around the edges. "INO, I would love some YAMuto or even a KAKASHI bar." She said winking at him. He stared at her, then shook his head. It was funny at first, now it was... well, it was still funny but slightly tedious.

"You can, uh, stop now" Naruto told her "I'm SASORI for these puns! But don't ASUMEa that I'll stop. But have you stopped KARIN about these puns? TOBI honest naruto, you know what would be good?" "What?" He asked, in awe of her constant punning. "KISS-A-ME Naruto!" She exclaimed, then made over the top kissy noises, and Naruto jumped back. Tenten was great (no pun intended, unlike Tenten), but he wasn't kissing her.

"Uhhhh...!?" He cried, stepping back again, looking for a place to walk- no- casually run away. Tenten wasn't uptight at all but she didn't normally made bad puns or do anything like what she just did. Naruto began walking away from her awkwardly, and she gave him a frown. "Where KYUBBI going?!" She called, but this only made him run faster. He tried to inch his way behind a nearby group of people so she couldn't see him, but this made her say "Stop HIDAN! It's plain DAYdara time and the sun is out!"

Naruto sighed in defeat. "Don't SAI"