Hello all! This is a totally random fanfic about all our favourite Bleach characters and the time they finally achieved their Shikai. It is meant to be comedic, slightly inaccurate but totally hilarious nonetheless since as we all know, Ichigo really screwed up his Bankai BIG TIME first time he used it! Wouldn't that apply to everyone else? Let's find out!

First up! Abarai Renji! Zanpakutou: Zabimaru!

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"Howl! Zabimaru!"

Renji's cry rang throughout the 11th division's training room as he rubbed his hand down the blade transforming it into 7 pick-like segments.

"Yes!" Renji cried, unable to hold in the joy that he felt from finally attaining his Shikai.

"What's all the ruckus about Renji?... Didja finally get back at Yachiru for hiding Zabimaru in Kenpachi's room?" Ikkaku yelled from the door of the training room, Houzakimaru slung over his shoulder.

"I finally attained it!"

"Guess the training with me paid off huh? Wanna try it out?"

"Sure! Get ready Ikkaku! I'm not gonna be a pushover anymore!"

"Same here! Ease up and…"

"You're dead!" Renji finished, swinging Zabimaru at Ikkaku causing the segments to extend into a whip-like weapon with the segments attached with strings!

"Holy SHIT! IT EXTENDS!!!" Renji yelled as Ikkaku deftly dodged the attack causing the uncontrolled segments to keep on going into the wall behind Ikkaku, effectively demolishing it!

"Oh crap, Kenpachi's gonna have my head for this!" Renji cried, swinging Zabimaru wildly attempting to return it back to its original state.

"Don't mind me, I'm just part of the furniture…" Ikkaku muttered as he dodged and ducked Renji's flailing zanpakutou as Renji helplessly continued to demolish the training room…

*3 hours later*

"So what you're trying to tell me, is that the reason the training room is gone, is because Renji attained Shikai and went ballistic in the training room?!" Kenpachi roared, not believing the half-assed story Ikkaku and Renji came up with for one second.

"Well, erm Captain, the evidence speaks for itself… As you can see, there's not much left of the training room to prove that Renji didn't go berserk.

"Wait Ikkaku I didn't exactly, OUCH!" Renji yelled as Ikkaku stepped on his foot. Hard.

"You were going to say something Renji?" Kenpachi asked, noticing Renji's cry in pain immediately.

"It won't happen again captain." Renji replied with his head bowed.

*2 days later*

"Ikkaku! Yumichika! I just got promoted!" Renji cried as he dashed to the pair sitting outside the 11th division barracks.

"Congratulations Renji! What seat are you promoted to?" Yumichika replied, looking up to an ecstatic Renji.

"Sixth seat!"

"Oh! That seat is just below mine!... Not entirely a pretty number but being in a seat so close to mine sure feels wonderful wouldn't you agree?" Yumichika replied with a glint in his eye.

"Wait a minute…. You're saying… that you got promoted…"

"For demolishing the training room! Yeah!" Renji replied happily, completing Ikkaku's sentence.

"Cool! Let's go do it again!" Ikkaku replied, leaping from his seat following Renji to the newly built training room.

*2 hours and one newly demolished new training room later, a roar that sounds distinctly like Kenpachi can be heard from the 11th division by everybody in Soul Society…*

"RENJI!!!!!!!"