This is a collection of separate ZoSan drabbles, mostly that I've posted on tumblr already, but prompts are always welcome (I'll only write them when I feel inspired though).
This first story is based on a prompt from MyLadyDay.
Please enjoy and leave a review afterwards! :D
Public Shaming
"Shitty swordsman, this is all your fault!" Sanji cursed and tried to kick the moss-head next to him.
A police officer stopped him though. "Don't make it worse than it already is," he warned the blond as he led the two of them onto the small platform at the center of the crowded square.
"How is this only my fault?" Zoro hissed annoyed. "You were just as much into it as I."
"It's thanks to your shitty greenness that we got caught though!" Sanji shot back with lowered voice.
They stood there for all the village to see them, when the mayor grabbed a megaphone. "Ladies and Gentleman, today we have gathered to see an example of sin," he paused a moment for the drama effect, before he continued. "These two men, have been caught, intimately touching each other, in a way only a married man and woman should do. God created man and woman to reproduce themselves and NOT man and man. Therefore these two men, Roronoa Zoro and Blackleg Sanji, are a shame to our town and will be set here until sundown, as an example of how one should not act, if one desires to end up in heaven."
Zoro clenched his teeth together. Yeah, maybe it hadn't been a good idea to live in the most conservative town of the whole Bible Belt.
