Alright, welcome to the official first chapter of Pokémon Red Vs. Blue Season 2! Sorry about the long wait, I originally had planned for this to come out a lot sooner, but things started coming up, and this story started getting pushed back. Well no more!
For those of you who haven't read season 1, I suggest reading it first so that you may be caught up. Or you could watch the actually videos online. It's your choice. If you have already seen the series, or read season 1, then congrats, you're all good to go.
Now normally the show at time uses many swearing and cuss words. I won't be using those words, instead they will be replaced. If you don't like that, sorry but those are my standards. Don't worry, besides that, and the fact that everyone is replaced by Pokémon, the story is still the same as the show. Hope you guys enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokémon or Red Vs. Blue
In the middle of a canyon stood a single pokémon, surveying the area. At both ends of the canyon were two bases, one red and one blue. The deino, covered in purple armor, continues to scan the area as dragon activates the helmet's radio. Earlier he had tried to contact Commands, but there was some sort of interference. Hopefully this time he might be able to reach them.
"Come in Blue Command, come in. This is Medical Officer DuFresne. I have reached Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha, do you read?"
Again, he hears that same static interference, so instead of waiting, he tries again, hoping that his message might come through.
"Say again, Blue Command. I do not read."
Again, the static comes again, but a bit clearer to understand. Taking this chance, he starts making some adjustments to the communication settings in his helmet while relaying another message.
"Blue Command, please boost your transmission to match communication protocol, Echo, Bravo."
As soon as those words came, an immediate reply came back, almost startling the deino at how clear the message came.
"Yo, I hear you. Calm down dude, what's going on?" At command, a familiar scraggy sat in front of the computer with a head set, chilling as Vic continues on. "Hello, yo, can you hear me?"
A bit confused by the way scraggy spoke, DuFresne quickly replies. "Uh, roger that Command."
"Sorry about that, I was in the elevator, this thing doesn't work so well in there. What's going on, dude?"
"Roger that…uh…" He gave a quick pause, starting to have doubts about this scraggy. "Is this Blue Command?"
"Oh yeah, man, sure, totally! What's going on?"
He still wasn't convinced that he was talking to Blue Command. "You're sure? The Blue Command base?"
"Hey, dude. Take it easy. You called me, I didn't call you."
"Naw, I know, it's just…" DuFresne didn't know what words to use. The pause made it look like a bad sign, so the scraggy suddenly gets very serious.
"It's just what, dude?"
"Never mind. I'm just letting you know that I've reached Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha. I'm gonna make contact with the Blue Squad members."
"Blood Gulch, huh?" Vic starts typing on his computer as he begins searching for Blood Gulch. "Alright, let me look here, let me see what it says…Blood Gulch, bloo…blea…B – L, blu…Here we go, Blood Gulch, okay. Says here you wanna make contact with Private Tucker. Ask him about their wounded, dude"
"Roger that, any other orders?"
"Anything else…yeah okay, yeah, it says here whatever you do, don't…oh. Okay, never mind, dude, I'm not supposed to read you that part, okay, uh…You'll be okay, just, uh, be very careful. That's all."
"Great." Again, Dufresne begin to have doubts about this outpost, worried about what might happen.
"Alright then. Well it's our goal here at Blue Base to provide excellent customer service, and I hope that I have done that today. Uh, if you have any further questions about this radio transmission, you can just…um…you know call back. Say 'Dude, I've got some questions. What's going on?' Over and out."
The transmission ends, leaving a deino a bit confused, but now with a mission. He turns towards blue base and starts heading over there. "Okay, Private Tucker."
Meanwhile, at blue base, two Blue squad members were walking towards a lucario in sky blue armor. One of them, a mudkip is dark blue armor, casually walks behind the dewott in turquois armor. As they reach the lucario, the dewott gets his attention by calling out his name.
"Hey, Church, we have a problem."
Church, the lucario, turns to face them, already irritated by their presence. "I am not your mother. So don't come tattling to me every time one of you does something that the other one doesn't like."
"I'm telling you, he's crazy! He keeps threatening me and talking in a scary voice."
The mudkip, who at first was smiling, turns towards the dewott, shocked at the accusation. "No, I didn't"
"Oh, so you're saying that you didn't threaten to cut off my head and give it to Church as a birthday present?"
"You know, I think you're taking my words a little out of context."
"What? What context?"
"Listen, guys," Church quickly cuts them off, not noticing a deino in purple armor walking towards them, "this competition thing has got to stop, okay? I thought we established by now-"
"Excuse me." The deino interrupts him, hoping to get his attention.
Not even turning around, he just replies back, "Hey, pal? One second, okay? I'm in the middle of something here. Look, I thought we established by now, I don't like either of you, okay? So competing for my attention is not gonna do ya any good."
"Excuse me." Again, DuFresne calls out, hoping to have a conversation with them.
Turning around, Church facing the dragon pokémon. "Okay. Yes. Hello. Who're you?"
As soon as Church turned around, the mudkip starts whispering in a deep threatening voice. "Don't ever be alone."
"He's doing that thing again."
Ignoring the two water pokémon's strange conversation, the deino introduces himself. "My name is DuFresne. Um…are you Private Tucker?"
Speaking for the group, the lucario shakes his head. "No, I am not Private Tucker. My name is Church. This is Private Tucker."
The dewott raising his paws at him while shouting, "Yo."
"And the mudkip over there in regulation blue, that's Caboose. Or O'Malley, or whatever the heck he's calling himself."
Caboose tilts his head a bit, confused, so he asks Tucker a question. "Why did he introduce me second?"
"Because he hates you."
"I received your call for a medic."
Caboose tilts his head again, looking at the dragon pokémon. "Medic? That was like three months ago."
"Yeah, what'd you do? Crawl all the way here?"
"I came as quickly as I could. Where's the patient?"
To answer his question, Church points behind him at the two graves, each having a cross on top. "Well she's about fifty yards behind you and six feet straight down."
As Dufresne looks at the two graves, he turns back and looks with sympathy. "Oh…Sorry about your loss."
"What? Oh…yeah." Church was caught off guard by the deino's sympathy, but he quickly composes himself. "Yeah, thanks man, it was tough but, well, what are you going to do?"
Wanting to make a point, Caboose decides to share more about Church's loss. "We didn't like her very much…She was mean to other people."
"Who's in the other grave." DuFresne asked with curiosity as he noticed the second grave.
"That's uh, that's me. I'm in that grave." Church points to himself, noticing the doubt on DuFresne's face.
"Uh huh…Of course."
Caboose speaks up, slightly embarrassed as he scratches the back of his head. "See, uh…he got killed by this uh…crazy runaway tank."
"Or by the idiot driving it." Tucker quickly makes that remark while glaring at Caboose.
He nods as he continues on. "Oh yeah, and then he became, uh…this really mean ghost, and uh, took over a Mexican robotic krokorok's body, uh…Oh! And then we had to alter the parts to make him look like a lucario. And uh…oh yeah spray paint him, ah…to make him blue. And now he is alive again, and he is a bionic lucario…Who is blue…"
DuFresne was seriously having some questions about this story, but didn't get the chance to ask as Tucker decides to add more to it. "Right, and it took us six weeks to get his spanish setting off."
Suddenly a click is turned as Church turns to face him. Now speaking I a more robotic voice, the others only hear spanish words come out. "Not entirely turned off, moron."
Now finally caught up, assessing all that was told, DuFresne comes to a conclusion, with another question in mind.
"Wait, so, no one here is hurt?"
"No, we're fine." Church replied back while shaking his head. "In fact, I feel better than ever. See now, whenever these two idiots really start to bug me, I can always turn my ears off. Couldn't do that before."
Caboose was now both shocked and confused. "You said they were shorting out."
Another click is heard as Church replies back with strong sarcasm. "I'm sorry, what was that Caboose? I can't hear you!"
"Well then let me just check you two out, then I'll be on my way. I'm just going to check your vitals."
DuFresne then pulls out a hand held device with glowing green lights at the tip, holding it between his two front claws. He starts with Tucker, only taking a couple seconds until he is finished. As he points at Caboose, the mudkip starts giving Tucker a competitive glare.
"I bet I have better vitals than you…What are vitals?"
Ignoring the question, Church walks up to DuFresne as soon as he's done. "On your way? I don't think so, bud. Aren't you here to join our squad?"
"No, I'm just here to help out with Tex, and then assist in the canyon as needed."
Crossing his arms, Church replies with sarcasm. "First of all, great job on the Tex thing. Mission accomplished. Secondly, the way that we need you to assist is to help us kill all the Reds."
"Well, even if my orders didn't prohibit me from doing that, I still wouldn't. I joined the army as a conscientious objector."
All three blues tilt their head, confused by what he is. Tucker speaks up with a question. "A conscie-…who?"
"I'm a pacifist."
Caboose raises his right paw to ask the next question. "You're a thing that babies suck on?"
The dewott taps his shoulder, shaking his head. "No dude, that's a pedophile."
Church quickly turns to Tucker to correct him. "Tucker, I think he means a pacifier."
"Oh yeah, right." Embarrassed, Tucker mentally slaps himself at his recent comment. "Man, I was totally thinking about something else."
"That's real classy Tucker."
"Well, everyone here checks out." He stops pointing his handheld device at them, satisfied with the results. "I'll come back and check on you before I leave the canyon. Can you tell me which way to the Red base?"
"Why? You said you weren't going to fight them."
"I'm not. Resources are low so I'm on loan to both armies to help whichever sides needs me at the time."
"Man, that is so freaking lame!" Church practically shouts in front of the medic's face.
"I'm just going go to Red base and see if they need any help."
Church lets out a sigh, running his forepaw in front of face before calming down. "Well, if you're going up to Red base, I'd recommend putting away that little medical thing of yours. They see you walking up carrying that thing, they're going to shoot it right out of your claws."
Just as Church said those words, DuFresne's medical device is suddenly shot and flies away from his claw. He is completely shocked that not only was the lucario right, but that he was almost shot at. Church, on the other hand, bores a calm expression, as if he knew it was bound to happen.
"Yeah, just like that." A few seconds pass by as more gun shots are heard, then Church's calm expression is quickly replaced with terror. "Scatter!"
Off in the distance stood a typhlosion in red standard armor, satisfied with the shot, he crosses his arms and gives an approving nod to a fennekin a little behind him. The fennekin, in his pink armor, manages to hold his ground as he fires another bullet with the sniper rifle.
"Nice shot, cupcake." The typhlosion speaks with a rough voice, giving another nod of approval.
"Thanks Sarge!" The fenniken puts the weapon down, quickly salutes the typhlosion, then he grabs it and continues shooting.
Besides the two fire types stood another pokémon. This monferno in maroon armor, was using an assault rifle, while occasional letting out the occasional taunt.
"Oh that's right, suck it Blue!"
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a charmeleon jumps in front of the monferno, covering his line of fire. "Yeah! Sneak attack!"
With irritation, the monferno shouts at him. "Sit down idiot! I can't see!"
"Hike up yer knickers, fellas." All the Reds turn to the typhlosion as he pulls out a shotgun. Satisfied that had begun the first attack, he was more than ready to finish off the Blues. "Let's go get them."
And done. So things are already getting out of hands for the Blues. Will they survive the attack from the Reds? Will the Medic be of any use? Well, probably those who have seen the series, and if you have, please refrain from spoiler it for those who haven't. Besides that, I hope you guys enjoyed the story.
I can't say how the updates will be for this story, times I might release two a week, or even a day, other times it might take a while. But that's because I have other stuff that I need to be doing, but the more free time I have, be expecting more chapters.
Until next time.
Until next time.
