"God you're so annoying!"
"Oh and you're the goddess of congeniality!"
"You already used that insult in Bialya!"
"Déjà vu remember?"
"That was after we got our memories back!"
"Shut up!"
"God you're an idiot!"
"Oh yeah, well…"
Wally and Artemis then both embraced each other in a kiss. Wally wrapped his arms around Artemis's back and he lifted her slightly off of her feet. When they broke apart, both of them hesitated, staring at each other. They then both began kissing again.
Fifteen Minutes Later
Wally and Artemis are sitting on the couch, neither of them speaking, surrounded by their teammates, all completely oblivious to what Artemis and Wally had done before they all showed up.
"Well! I'm gonna go check on that thing!" says Wally as he stands up.
"I should go make sure he doesn't screw up checking on that thing!" says Artemis as she stands up and the two of them both walk out of the room.
"Is it just me, or were they acting really weird?" asks Zatanna.
"They're always acting weird. Heck, they're probably headed off to make out." Responds Robin. The others chuckle as they continue to watch TV.
Wally and Artemis both walk into the training room, each looking around to make sure they were alone. They stood there awkwardly for a second.
"What the hell was that?!" asks Artemis.
"Well, I'm pretty sure I proved you wrong that super speed has nothing to do with my performance." He said, winking at her.
Artemis slapped him upside the head "God you're an idiot!"
"Yeah but you still had sex with me."
"Could you stop bringing that up?!"
"Well wasn't that why you followed me here?"
"Yes! Maybe! I don't know!"
They stood there silent for another minute.
"So, are we like dating now?" Wally asks awkwardly.
"What? No! Wait, is that what you want?" asks Artemis, slightly hopeful.
"What? No! I just, was, um, confused." Says a slightly defeated Wally.
"Yeah, right, because I don't want that either. It was just, um, it was just sex! People do it all the time! Right?"
"Yeah, right. Wait, was that your first time?! Oh god, did I take your virginity?" asks Wally.
"No! Of course not!" says Artemis, lying. Wally had never had sex before either.
"Oh, yeah, me neither. But it was… fun."
"Yeah, that's one word for it."
"So you don't want to date?" asks Wally.
"No… why?"
"I have an idea. Let's keep having sex, no strings attached, no feelings, no emotions. We stay friends, but with benefits." Pitches Wally. He stares at her with that goofy smile on his face that she can't stand.
"That is the worst idea I've ever heard."
"Oh." Says Wally. He felt like an idiot.
"But let's do it."
"Wait, seriously?"
Artemis simply nodded, not sure of what else to say.
"So, do you want to do it again?"
"With the whole team in the cave?! You're an idiot." Says Artemis as she began walking back to the living room.
"Yeah, you've made that pretty clear." He began to follow her, but he made a fist and thrusted his elbow backwards in silent victory.
Those kids had no idea what they were getting themselves in to.
