Sasuke Tries to Cook
Characters: Sasuke and Kabuto
XOXOXOXOXO
"Kabuto."
"Sasuke."
"The kitchen."
"What's wrong with the kitchen?"
"It's on fire."
"Did you burn it?"
"Aa."
"Did you try cooking again?"
"Aa."
"Orochimaru-sama is going to kill you, you know."
"Aa."
"…"
"..I was hungry."
"You could've just made something that didn't include making a fire, ya know?"
"…I tried."
"You… tried?"
"The onigiri caught fire."
"How the fuck did that happen?"
"…I tried to warm it up."
"..."
"…but then the curtains caught fire then the ceiling."
"And now the kitchen is on fire."
"Aa."
"We better start running."
"Aa."
XOXOXOXOXOXO
"DAMMIT SASUKE! THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!"
First one shot. Pretty weak. Will update when more comes to my head.
