A/n welcome to my new story Misadventures of Drake this is sort off a spinoff of my series chronicles of Drake full of funny scenarios and some AU

Drake: I'm not gonna like some of these am I

Me: well…

Chapter one: the Experiment

"So why do you need my help again" I asked standing in the middle of Miriel's lab

"You mentioned having experience in making potions so I need help testing one" she said Adjusting her glasses.

"So basically I'm your lab rat" I said an unamused look crossing my face

"Miriel I brought the stuff you asked for— whoops" I looked in horror as a Sumia came running into the room carrying several bottles of mysterious liquids and promptly tripped splashing the contents over me and I suddenly felt… tingly and woozy.

"I don't feel so…" I started then passed out

Two hours later

I awoke in a familiar room books were scattered everywhere including a few spell tomes and a black coat hanging next to a purple coat with marks on the sleeves like eyes 'this is Ren and Robins house' I think as I remember helping build the house for my brother and his Fiancé after the war with Plegia. I then noticed something odd as my feet barley reached a quarter of the way down the bed. I heard shouting from the next room "you turned my brother into a child" came Ren's voice from the next room. 'I was turned into a what?' I thought as I looked at my hands and saw they were smaller then I remembered

"In my defense it was not the intention of the experiment" came Miriel's voice deciding I'd had enough listening I managed to get myself out of the bed and walked into the other room after getting my bearings and adjusting to my new height.

"That doesn't change the fact you've been told not to experiment on other Shepherds or people in general" I heard a female voice shout and saw Robin yelling which was amusing since she was a short woman with her black hair done up in two short pony tails there was also the swell to her stomach

"Robin calm down and think of the baby" Ren said as robin subconsciously placed a hand on her belly

"so anyone care to explain what's going on here" I said getting tired of listening my voice a few tones higher than normal drawing the attention of the others in the room which I noticed included Sumia who was just sitting off to the side being quiet her eyes widening as I walked into the room

One explanation later

"So I'm 5 years old again?" I asked with an unamused look on my face

"At least the effects should be temporary" Miriel said I turned my scowl on her

"You had better hope they are" I said as a dark aura briefly surrounded me. I then looked at Sumia and she tensed up then relaxed when my face softened

"Relax Sumia I don't blame you for this at all I blame Miriel for letting you carry that stuff" I said

"Ren have you seen Drake anywhere I need some-" a voice came as Chrom walked in followed by a very pregnant Oliva and froze when they saw the scene unfolding I could tell he was trying not to laugh while Olivia just placed a hand over her mouth in shock

I quickly glared at the prince "not one word" I said as threateningly as a 5 year old could at which he burst out laughing in a flash I had knocked chrom to the floor and had grabbed him by the collar and looked at Olivia "mind if I borrow your husband for a bit" I said as she calmly shook her head.

Ren Pov

I watched as my now five year old brother dragged Chrom out behind the house shortly we heard screams of terror mixed with lightning crashing down I looked at Miriel and said "so unless you want that to be you I'd suggest finding a way to reverse this. Also" I said addressing everyone present "No one can find out about this especially Poet" Failing to notice the orange hair and blonde pigtails watching from outside the window and listening in