Suddenly, sephiroth came. He attacked Tidus. Tidus stabbed him in the face. Fortunately, Tidus got away, but he saw Rikku. Rikku then became a slut, and kicked his balls. Sephiroth then approached Tidus. The knife was still in his face though. Sephiroth imploded Tidus's body. Rikku then unzipped his pants. Sephiroth suddenly transformed into your mom, and used his huge ass sword to kill Rikku. Rikku was revived by her sluttyness, and kicked Tidus's balls 100 times with bare feet. Sephiroth then changed his name to Donald Trump, and ate Rikku's boob.
Auron came. Auron shot Sephiroth in the face. Sephiroth summoned Arnold Swartzennager, and became on level 300. Auron became jealous, and made out with Master Chief. The Covenant came, but ended up pooping on everyone. The poop turned out to radioactive, and made a giant poop monster.
"Oh shit." Auron said. He pulled out a machine gun, and shot the monster. The monster shot balls of poop at everyone's face.
Rikku then used her slut powers to take it down. She started taking off her shirt and pants. This attracted Ellen Degeneres. They had lesbian sex, and Sepiroth imploded their bodies. Once again, Rikku stopped it with her slut powers. Sephiroth summoned your dad, and became on level 100,000 thousand. Albert Einstein saw what was happening, and masturbated himself while making math eqautions.
Sephiroth blew up everything. The explosion even whiped out the white house, (thank god), and killed everyone who ever wrote bad fanfiction (except for me, because I'm that cool). He used his finishing move called 'piss off'. This nuked everyone 100 times. No one died. Sephiroth became more pissed then Master Chief in my previous story, and then kicked some preschooler's asses. While he was doing this, Auron had some time to use big words.
"Intelligence is not suduced by the eqauilty of jackasses". Auron said.
"You didn't make sense, dumbass." Said Tidus. Auron and Tidus then got into a cockfight.
"I need cock" Rikku said.
Then 3 hours later, they stopped fighting, and moved into a large ass house. The Iron Chef cooked up a plate of slop. Everyone ate it, without bitching involved. Rikku then burned her clothes, and masturbated a few people. Sephiroth came back and had a hangover, and everyone else had a Halo party.
"Dude, I'm drunk" Sephiroth said.
"I am too. Maybe we should go burn stuff" Cloud said.
"Wait, how the hell did you get here" Sephiroth said.
"I um...came in through the window."
"Oh."
The two then played poker, and bet such items as their pants, and cans of beer.
"My white hair is a fag" Sephiroth said.
"Wait...how the hell do we get our hair to be crazy like this, without it messing up"
Rikku then came in, and played grab crotch. Cloud tried to shoot her with a shotgun, but it didn't work.
"This reminds me of resident evil" said Cloud.
Auron was enjoying himself, when taking a crap. His shit was so big, it knocked him out. Tidus was thrown into the TV. 2 people were temporairly inmobile, or dead. No one knew.
Sephiroth then nuked Rikku. For some reason, the nuke didn't kill anyone but Rikku. (because I said so.) They then played Rachet and Clank.
When morning came, Sephiroth and Cloud woke up after sleeping in the same bed. Their gayness was unknown...for now. Unfortunately, Rikku was on their bodies, trying to play with their balls.
Auron came running in.
"How the fuck are you going to clean all this up" Auron said.
Sephiroth didn't answer. He just threw a vase at Auron's face. Auron screamed, and ran away.
"Let's go to the store." Cloud said. So they did.
Sephiroth bought soda, donuts, corn chips, tv dinners and lunchables. He got pissed off that there was a line, and killed the people in front of him. After 30 minutes, they got done and went home.
When they got home, Rikku was humping Tidus's motionless body. They decided to just walk away.
The end.
