Padfoot's Twelve Days of Christmas

Copyright: I don't own any of these characters/scenes/general JKR Universey things.

This is the first day in a challenge I have with my wonderful sister and fellow author, Rinnie10, to create 12 little stories on the 12 days of Christmas. Enjoy. And review.

Day One

On The First Day of Christmas, Potter Gave Me a Bottle of Shampoo

"What is it?"
"It's shampoo Siri" Lily said, looking over her breakfast plate.
"Cool!" Sirius beamed. He prodded it with his wand expectantly, "What does it do?"
"It's for-"
"Wait, don't tell me. I'll guess!" Sirius interrupted. He studied the object closely. Shampoo? He had never heard of the word before, which was odd in itself. Sirius Black; animagus extraordinaire, pilferer supreme, and dedicated marauder, had heard of many things in his life. Yet shampoo was not one of them.
"Does it fly?"
"No." Lily droned. He looked over, and found her reading a book on Transfiguration.
"Am I boring you, Evans?" He smirked. Using her last name really got to her, something Sirius was keen to take full advantage of.
"Not at all, Sirius of the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black!" The barb stang, but her reddening cheeks gave Sirius the chuckle he was after. And his family was old Pureblood, so he could take the retort for now. He went back to examining the mysterious bottle.
"Does it blow up?" He again poked it with his wand, then shot underneath the table.
"No, it doesn't!" Lily laughed. Sirius appeared with a sheepish grin on his face, and dust on his hair. He shot a glare at his fellow Gryffindor, but that just made her laugh more. He imagined he must look pretty stupid.
"I give up then, what is it?"
"It's a muggle way of cleaning your hair! Imbecile, how do you not know that?" She rolled her eyes.
"Well Muggles are weird, that's what cleaning charms are for!" Sirius flourished.
"Well my parents are Muggle and they aren't imbeciles at all!"
"No, but they are Evanses, and isn't it strange how that's almost like the cleaning spell 'Evanesco!' Perhaps if I used it on you, you'd disappear!"
They both fell about laughing.