A Bus Ride With An Old Man
A/N ok this is really funny! Well I think so. Anyway please read and review and I hope you like it!
Duncan woke up at 9:00am on a Saturday. He had nothing to do today so he decided to go to a friend house. He put on a red shirt and jeans. Duncan didn't have a car so he decided to take the bus. He got on and sat by this old man. The old man kept staring at Duncan but he didn't do anything about it. 10 min past by and the old man was still staring at Duncan. Duncan was getting creeped out so he finally asked the man what was wrong.
"Umm what are you looking at?" Duncan asked.
"Well I got drunk one night an fucked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son." the old man said.
Duncan slowly got up and moved to a different seat. WTF! Umm that was just awkward he thought. Note to self- NEVER sit by an old man again!
The bus stopped and he got off and started walking to his friend's house but all he could think about was what happened.
A/N ok so if this ever happened to me I would be so freaked out! BTW sorry it's so short. Lol hope you liked it and please review!
