I yawned, glancing at the countries sat opposite me. Nearly everyone I'd invited (and some I hadn't) had shown up and they were taking up most of my tiny living room. Britain was lounging in our leather seat and the rest of the countries were squished on the sofas on sat on the floor. We were just waiting for one person.

"Is he gonna show up?" America pouted. "We've been waiting, for like, hours."

"Shut up America." I groaned, chucking a sofa cushion at him. "He'll be here soon."

America dodged it easily, allowing it to hurtle into Britain's face. "Gah!"

"Hah dude! You just got hit by a girl!"

"Oh god I'm sorry." I held up my hands, biting my cheek to stop myself from laughing. "You know I have bad aim."

Britain shot me a glare that sent me cowering into France. "Help me. He's gonna kill meee."

"On no, he'd nevar do a thing like that. He is too much in love with you, no?"

"SHUT UP FROG FACE!" Britain screamed, his composure gone.

"Punk, Pirate!"

I sighed, leaving them to throttle each other.

"I haven't got TIME for this." Prussia growled. "I'm too awesome to wait for this long. He's not important enough for me to waste my awesomeness on."

"Yar," Ukraine agreed. "I'm worried if he doesn't get here soon, Russia will go a leettle cuckoo."

Everyone cast Russia a nervous glance. I was beginning to regret inviting everyone. Suddenly, my front door burst open, a figure stumbling into the living room.

"Oh everyone I'm sorry I'm late."

"Canada!" I gasped in relief, clambering to my feet. "Thank god. I thought everyone was gonna kill each other."

Before Canada could answer, America had leapt up as well. "Okay, now we can give the announcement!"

"Finally." Germany muttered from the corner.

"Vee." Italy mumbled in his sleep.

"And what makes you think that you can give the announcement?" Britain growled at America, one hand still around Frances throat.

"Duh, I'm the hero!"

"Guys shut up. I'll announce it."

"But…."

I shot America a death glare. I was getting pretty good at those, especially from living in a house with Britain.

"Okay everyone now is your opportunity to ask all of your favourite countries any questions you have been dying to ask all your life!"

"Just please nothing embarrassing." Britain interjected. Everyone ignored him.

"If you have a question, just leave a review, okay?"

"Who is she talking to?" Italy whispered to Germany.

Everyone groaned. "Go back to sleep Italy."

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