TEXTS OF A TIMELORD

Episode I- AMY'S WEDDING PLAN

Doctor: Hey Jack, Where R U?

Jack: Doctor? Or Martha? Phone says Martha LOL!

Doctor: I have her phone.

Jack: O LOL! What's up?

Doctor: Need u to know my face changed again! I'm a little emo-looking now!

Jack: That's weird! Cool I guess. Still don't know what u need…

Doctor: Where R U?

Jack: Wisteria Lane, Y?

Doctor: I need something from u…

Jack: hmmm…don't really like emos too much LOL!;)

Doctor: Perv! I mean I need 2 c u about music for a wedding!

Jack: WHAAAAT?! Ur getting married?!

Doctor: No Amy is! She doesn't know I know so don't tell her if u meet k?

Jack: K. Who's Amy? New Tail? LOL!

Doctor: Like Id touch another red head LOL! Will u sing?

Jack: What do I get in return?

Doctor: 2 drunk bridesmaids and 1 experimental and lonely best man good enough? ;)

Jack: hmmm…Sign me up!

Doctor: Fantastic!!! Bring those cupcakes I like! ROFL!