(You think Tara's g0ffik? Psh, bitch, try me.
Oh, and VIOWR EXCRETION ADVIZD)
Hi i'm da most goffik person at hogwertz and my name is Shadow Belladonna (NAWT bella lyk tat st00pid preppi hor from twilite evun doh i LUVVV EDWARDD333) Crimson Toxic Gothdeath but ppl call me Shadow. im sexten and dis is my store it was a dark dark rainy snowy morning at hogwartz wen i woke up in mi bra and thung. i waz alredy outfitted in my dark black cloak and black combat boots. i cried because i had to g0 to my class3s. then i slipped off my blackish cloak revealing my skinny, curvy, pallid white body in a leffer back bra and tong. I put on my short skurt with da black lace and chainz an my blood red an black corsut an my thi lenth big black b00tz. i sl!t my rists a litul den i crid suuu muh. den i went to klass and saw da sexist goff boi in dah wurld. it wuz....drako mulfoy! hiz blon har was n0w blak cuz hi waz majik an changedd it. i got all happi insid but nawt preppi happi lyk horni happi lol!!! he staired at mi with hiz purcing redd eyez and sed
"he shadoww."
a bunch of prepz gaspd at mi nam cuz itz SO GOFFIK.
den i sad
'hi fuckindrako.' wile i wuz flickin dah preps off
he razd wun eyebow at mi sexily an den he sad
'so u wunna go 2 mi fukin dom?'
'sur' i said all sad like but happy only nawt preppi
we went 2 hiz room and watched the rung an da grudg an twilit an laffed at wat a prep bella iz! den he sad
"shado, you ar so fukin beutful.'
'i kno. i hat fukin it.'
'y!?" he roared. 'you have da most fukkin sexy safire iz and da moos fukkin goffik sexi bodi everrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i said 'but im 2 perfekt!'
he said 'yeah. yer 2 perfkt fer me.' and started crying
i sad 'noo! i luv you!' oops!!!!!!!!!
'really.' he said stul cryin.'cuz i luv you 2!!! moar dan anyting!'
'even death n depruzzion?' i said gaspin
'babi yu r my deff and deprzzion' he sad and den he startd 2 mak out wif me!!!
i wuz like OMFGG!!!!
dn he t00k off mah clothz and stuk his thing in my thing n we did THINGZZZ!
(aka we had sexx!)
DUH END!!!!
(Suck It, Tara. I am WAY more goffik than you. :) Revowz Pleez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111eleven)
