Authors Note: Okay, Just a random little one shot. A random idea that randomly popped into my head.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything.
In gluttony's stomach
"I WILL CONVENIENTLY AWAKE MY TELEPATHY POWERS! ELRIC BROTHERS TELEPATHY! AH!" yelled Edward waving Al's metal hand.
"Good luck with that," muttered Ling sarcastically walking away. While Ed was still screaming "ELRIC BROTHER TELEPATHY!"
With Al
Al suddenly started waving his arm (that is still there)
"What are you doing?" questioned Gluttony.
"I think Ed's now taking extreme measures to reach me!" replied Al his eyes showing a very serious expression. "I think he might be even hoping for telepathy to happen!"
Gluttony nodded. "I think so as well."
"Huh?" asked Al confused.
"Just a gut feeling," shrugged Gluttony.
"You're using a different type of speech to what you usually use," said Alphonse suprised.
"I've got smarter."
"How?"
"I ate Edward- and you are what you eat," stated Gluttony.
"You are not what you eat!" argued Alphonse.
"Homunculi are different from humans. I bet if another homunculus somehow devoured me he would gain a better sense of smell and more hunger."
Alphonse for some reason shivered at the thought. "I don't know why but I have a really bad feeling about you getting eaten, Gluttony."
With Pinako
"Edward, Ed?" called Pinako alarmed at suddenly hearing a voice that sounded like Ed's. Pinako briefly saw in her head an image of a Ed and Ling standing in a very disturbing place that looked like a stomach filled with blood. Ed was shaking something metal and yelling something about telepathy as if he was insane. Was she hallucinating?
"Edward's here?" asked Winry running downstairs with a wrench in her hand sounding hopeful.
"No, I just thought I had heard his voice." sighed Pinako.
"Are you alright? You look worried," said Winry.
"I'm alright I just saw a weird image of Edward and Ling trapped inside something horrible," said Pinako.
"The image might not be far off the truth seeing what Ed gets himself into in these days," grumbled Winry "Honestly those alchemy obsessed idiots need to be more careful!"
There was a moment of silence as Winry and Pinako pondered over Edward's manga-like adventures.
"Do you think it might be possible for Ed to grow taller than you if he is actually willing to drink milk?," asked Pinako randomly after the moment of silence. Winry nodded.
"You'll never guess what will happen with Edward, I'll go back upstairs and work on a new automail now. Just in case Ed suddenly gets a giant growth sprout over the next two years." said Winry.
Some time later: Back to Gluttony's stomach.
"I'M SO THIRSTY THAT I WILL EVEN GLADLY DRINK THAT DISGUSTING LIQUID THAT COMES FROM A COW'S ORGANS IF SOMEONE GIVES ME SOME!"
A.N.: All puns intended. Sorta OCC. Not to be taken seriously. Hope you enjoyed reading it.
