Hey people that are reading my story! For those who don't know me, my name is Bloody Red Ribbons, Ribbons for short. I'm writing two other stories at the moment. The Three Musketeers and Sparkles. Fill free to check em out!
Anyway, I've been looking at a bunch of stories, and I noticed a lot of times Tanya is the Blondie bimbo or slut or witch or whatever. And very rarely does she have a happy ending. Now if you write a story were Tanya is a bitch, kudos to you. I just think it's time to give Tanya her happy ending. The story I have written is a mix between Alice in Wonderland/Tanya' happy ending/and my made up world. Hope you like it!
~ribBons
Disclaimer: If I owned Twilight I would have a billion dollars and a red mustang. Since I have neither of those you can guess I don't own Twilight.
A bunny in a blue vest hops around Denali, Alaska. It's presents doesn't go un-noticed by the Cullen's or the Denali's. And soon they find themselves falling down a rabbit hole and into a place called Mystery. It couldn't get much worse could it? Hell yes. Edward, Tanya's 'only love' starts showing an interest in the Kings top night. Tanya makes it her personal goal to keep those two away from each other. All the while she has to beat the Crown Prince of Mystery away with a gun. Love comes from the weirdest places. Can someone please tell me if your supposed to fight it or embrace it?
The sound of the car tires on the drive alerted me to their arrival. And not just their arrival, his arrival ,too. Kate had told me to behave myself. And I would. I would make sure he couldn't hear all my fantasies. I would just have to try a little harder this week. But, I couldn't stop the small, girlie squeal from leaving my lips.
The tires stopped and in a matter of seconds there was voices in the living room. I hoped off the bed and ran out of my room.
And there, giving a small hug to Irina, was the sex god himself. Edward. As soon as I thought his name he looked up. Oops, I hadn't put up my guard yet.
"Hello Tanya." He said.
"Hi Edward. It's so nice to see you!" I gave him a small hug. He smiled, but it didn't reach his eyes. It never did.
I proceeded to welcome the rest of the Cullen family. Telling Alice she looked stunning with her new outfit. And so on. Then, we went and sat down in the family room. Emmett taking up half the space on the four seated couch.
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"Did you see that?" Carmen asked.
"What?"
"It was a bunny......with a blue.........vest on!" she said getting up to go look out the window.
"Honey are you sure that's what you.........saw?" Eleazar asked. We all understood his confusion. A bunny in a blue vest wasn't plasible. But, a vampire going crazy wasn't either.
"Hm, she did see a bunny in a blue suit." Edward remarked.
I laughed and everyone looked at me funny. "What?" I asked. "Edward is just so serious all the time. It's funny to hear him say a bunny in a blue vest." I laughed and this time everyone did, too.
"Look there it is again!" Carmen shouted.
She wasn't joking. About thirty feet from the house was a white bunny in a blue vest. He was holding a golden clock in his left hand and a script in his right. This was the weirdest thing I have ever seen in my life.
It was looking around when suddenly it stopped and looked at the watch. "I'm late! I'm off schedule!" it muttered and took off hopping the other way.
"Let's fallow him!" Emmett shouted. We all agreed and took off after the unusual bunny.
The bunny smelled of vannilla and cherries I noted as we followed it's trail. Not something your regular bunny smelled of.
We caught up to the bunny five minutes later. For a hopper it sure was fast. Sensing something was behind him he stopped. We did too, and hide behind a tree at Carlisle's motion. The bunny looked around and turned around. Now he was looking right at us.
He probably wouldn't have found us, but there wasn't enough room behind the bush and it saw half of Esme. Esme for gods sake! And it screamed and took off running again.
"Wait!!" We all screamed. But, it wouldn't stop.
We followed him to the other side of Alaska until we could see the sea laid out ahead of us. The bunny jumped around a tree. We did too, but he was gone! Were did he go? It's sent stopped, too.
"Were did it go?" Irina asked.
"Did he jump down that bunny hole?" Rosalie asked.
"Let me look!" Alice said. "I'm the smallest!"
"Careful Alice." Jasper fretted.
Alice got on her hands and knees. "Ugh this is going to ruin my outfit!" she muttered. Then the unthinkable happened, she slipped and went zooming down the bunny hole.
"ALICE!" We yelled. Jasper jumped down the hole, then Esme, Carlisle, Emmett, Edward, me, Kate, Irina, Carmen, Eleazar, and reluctantly Rosalie, too.
The hole wasn't as I suspected it would be. It wasn't dark or dirty. Well it was just not the dirty part. And things such as pianos and books were flying around me, too. At one point I thought I saw a little puppy.
It seemed like forever before I finally landed on a heap of vampires. Then I was hit too. And engraved into the pile.
Finally it stopped raining people and I got up groaning like everyone else. I looked around.
It was possibly the most scariest place I had ever seen. Black and brown skulls were littered everywhere. And what ground wasn't covered by skulls was a dusty burgundy color. The sky was blood red. Like lava I thought.
Emmett was the first to recover from the shock and voice the question everyone was thinking, "Where are we?"
So...........what did everybody think? Was it any good? You know what I think you should do? Review me about it. Tell me what you thought of it. I think the review button is around here somewhere.
