Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, I do not own Naruto, I own the OC Xzavior, and the OC Violet is my best friend so we both kind of own that one. XP Sexual themes and acts, Yaoi, Incest, swearing, etc. Don't like, Don't read. But for those who like, ENJOY~

Chapter 1

"He's prefect." The words hissed passed his lips seductively.

"You've finally chosen Orochimaru-sama?" Itachi asked as he glared at the man a bit. He had never really liked the man, but he had to deal with the fact the he himself had agreed to their contract.

"Yes, I want him, bring him to me and we can begin the creation process." Orochimaru smiled as he watched the wavy blonde haired man through his black looking portal; He was sipping some wine as he frolicked through a rose garden.

"As you wish." Itachi then vanished into a series of ravens, pulling apart his human looking body and become a flock of cold black birds. The winged beasts rushed through the portal and it shut tight behind him, leaving the snake man to wait alone.

"What a beautiful flower you have become Mon Cherie!" The blonde haired man purred at his rose, bringing it close to his nose and inhaling deeply. "Such perfection, you almost smell as delicious as your father himself."

"Maybe in your dim witted brain Francis." A heavy British accent echoed across his gardens.

"Arthur! I knew you couldn't resist coming and seeing me!" The French man teased as he extended a rose towards Arthur.

"No thank you." He responded pushing the rose away, "I only came to tell you we have a world meeting in 3 days, wouldn't want you to miss it…" The last remarked was muttered sarcastically as he rolled his eyes.

"Aw! How sweet of you Arthur." Francis leaned in to kiss the Brits cheek but his lips were hit with a gloved hand.

"Keep your frog lips away from my face Francis." England's eyebrow twitched in annoyance as he turned to leave. Francis was left with a disappointed expression and a sigh. He watched the man leave hearing his harsh mumbled of how next time he would send someone else to tell the strange French man about a meeting instead of coming himself.

Itachi's face looked sadly at the man from the tree he was perched in as Francis sat down in a chair, pouting and alone. "No one even cares if I go to those stupid meetings or not…" The man curled into himself on the chair, "I don't even think anyone would notice if I just disappeared..."

"You want to test that theory?" A monotone voice enveloped Francis as he jumped and turned to see a dark figure standing next to his apple tree. "Well, that's more of a, we're going to test that theory, then a question." The figure stepped forward, revealing a man in a dark black cloak with red clouds decorating it. His dark hair hung lose in front of his face, almost hiding his black eyes, and the rest of his hair was pulled back in a loose pony tail similar to the French man's hair.

Francis stared with wide eyes at the man, "W-who are you?"

"My name is Itachi Uchiha, and you can probably guess I am not from this world." Itachi stepped close and the French man watched cautiously. "I have been sent here to bring you to my world, my," He paused, "employer, he desires you."

Francis smirked, "Well who doesn't desire this beauty?"

"Apparently that Arthur man."

"He!" France blushed, "He just hasn't come around yet!"

Itachi almost smiled, being amused by this man on some level, "But we have to go. Time is short." Francis watched as Itachi's hands moved in a series of intensely quick movements before a black portal opened in the garden.

"Wait! What?" Francis began squirming and freaking out as Itachi grabbed his arm. He was completely confused by this whole situation. Who 'desired' him from this other world? Where was he going? What was going to happen to him? Would he be happy? Would anyone here even notice that he was gone?

"Don't you want to go where someone wants you?" Itachi's words stopped the man short and he nodded, looking back over his gardens, his home.

"Au revoir" France waved before letting this strange man take him away from the only place he'd ever known.

"Ah!" the blonde screamed as he flew out of the other end of the portal, he expected the hit the ground but ran into something warm and well-toned.

"Welcome." The words were a low whisper in his ear that made Francis shiver.

"Who are you?" Francis looked up at was caught in two golden orbs. The man's face was ash pale, and his eyes were surrounded by purple, but something about his offbeat beauty had completely taken France by surprise. "Whoa." He stared up, deer in the headlights at this strange man's exotic appeal.

"I am Orochimaru, and you are?"

"Fran-Francis Bonnefoy of France." He blushed and stuttered.

"You're even more gorgeous in person." Orochimaru's thumb traced over his blushing cheek.

"Well looks like you two are hitting it off." Itachi mused from the corner.

Orochimaru wrapped his arm around Francis's waist and nodded, "Which is probably a good thing considering we're going to be making a baby."

"A baby?" France's eyes grew wide, "I am not trying to birth some baby out of my precious backside!"

Orochimaru chuckled, highly amused as the man's face burned red, "No one will be pushing about baby out of their backside monsieur, we'll be growing a baby using all of our DNA."

"Why all of ours?" France asked as he looked over to Itachi, who had stepped closer to them.

"I want a child, with someone of the right looks and personality and such, which would be you. I also want an Uchiha child, to have the outstanding Uchiha ability, which we'll be taking from Itachi's DNA."

"And I only agreed to this because there are no female's left in the Uchiha clan to continue it, this way the Uchiha clan lives on." Itachi added.

"Well." France took a minute to collect everything he had just been told. "I've always liked children, and I've never had my own blood born child." Orochimaru and Francis smiled at each other.

"Well looks like we're having a baby." Said the snake man as he kissed Francis's cheek.