It Had to Be a Cat

Chapter 1: What Makes Janet Tick

It was just a few months after the failed Smarty Pants experiment almost ruined the relationship between a certain Johnny Test and Janet Nelson Jr. Johnny was quite nervous on what to do on how to improve his relationship with Janet as he was busy pacing around his own room.

"What the heck am I going to do!" cried Johnny as he kept nervously pacing his room.

"Wow, Johnny looks more nervous than usual" commented Mary as she and Susan came into the scene.

"We never panic this much about Gil" added Susan.

"Johnny, you have to calm down and move on from Janet" said Dukey.

"That Smarty Pants experiment nearly cost me from being within the In Crowd with Janet!" snapped Johnny at both his two sisters, "And it's both YOUR faults for it!"

"Hey, how the heck we were suppose to know the Smarty Pants chip would have brain waves and think independently like this?" replied Susan.

"Look, we'll be at your side if you need our help" added Mary, "we have to go back to the lab now, and watch over the surveillance cameras we secretly installed around Gil's place."

As Johnny's two sisters left the scene, Johnny then sat on his bed and then began to think extremely hard for the first time in his life on what to do about getting Janet Nelson Jr. to get back to liking him again.

"Johnny, I don't think this is something where you should be going" said Dukey, "women can be very complex."

"You've been overhearing my dad's complaints about mom haven't you?" asked Johnny.

"I might have eased dropped on their conversations" replied Dukey, "maybe we should go to the lab and use those surveillance cameras the girls were using to spy on Janet?"

"That's a brilliant idea, why didn't I think of that" replied Johnny, "come on, let's go to the lab."

But as the two went to the front entrance of the lab, two security robots which Johnny's sisters built threw them right out before they could even take a step right into the lab.

"Hey, what gives?!" cried Johnny as he landed right on his behind on the floor.

"Sorry you two, but we've decided that we're not going to let you two come barging in" said Susan as she and Mary peaked their heads out from the entrance.

"Our new security robots we built would certainly make sure they'll do just that" added Mary as they then both then slammed the door.

"Well now that's out of the question, here's something to give some advice on trying to get Janet to like you, just drop her" said Dukey.

"No way" said Johnny, "there is one other person who has the money and means for these surveillance cameras, if my sisters won't spare any."

"Oh, I don't like where this is heading" sighed Dukey.

The scene then immediately switches to Bling-Bling Island, where the two were at the door of their arch enemy who promptly answered the door.

"Oh what do you two want?" asked Bling-Bling Boy as he opened the door.

"We need you to spare us a few surveillance cameras" replied Johnny.

"He wants to, er, spy on this popular girl known as Janet Nelson Jr." whispered Dukey to the evil chubby boy genius.

"Jonathon, I'm touched that you've finally found someone you can share your life with" replied Bling-Bling Boy, "come on in, I'll give you an example on how I spy upon your sister Susan."

"Why did you have to tell him that I liked Janet?" asked Johnny to Dukey.

"Hey, how else are you going to get in?" replied Dukey, "Besides, we need the experts on stalking if you really want to know what makes Janet tick."

It took only at least thirty minutes for the tour of Bling-Bling Boy's top surveillance equipment on his island which was constantly monitoring the activities of a certain Susan Test.

"As you can see, I have an extensive network of surveillance cameras littered throughout your residence Johnny, but mostly surveillance cameras using robotic insects within the lab" continued Bling-Bling Boy, "that's something of my specialty which I have been quite on the ball."

"So, is it possible that I can borrow one of those robotic flies you've been using for spying?" asked Johnny.

"Sure thing Jonathan, that is if you do me one thing" continued Bling-Bling Boy.

"And what might that be?" asked Johnny.

"Go into Susan's room and place this robotic fly in it" replied Bling-Bling Boy as he handed over the tiny robotic insect to Johnny, "my technicians shall be behind controlling the fly if it gets into trouble."

"What about my own robotic fly?" asked Johnny.

"Oh, here's yours, it's an older model, but it works just as well" replied Bling-Bling Boy as he gave Johnny the older robotic model which was a quite beaten up.

"Say, what the heck happen to this?" asked Johnny.

"Oh, we have the data that your father swatted this one" replied Bling-Bling Boy, "he thought it was a real fly but mistook it as an invention of your sisters'."

After Johnny received the two robotic flies, he was also given a small remote controller for the more beaten up robotic fly to control and also a monitor so that Johnny could spy upon Janet. Both Dukey and Johnny immediately left the island, and headed home.

"So how the heck are we going to place this fly in your sisters' room, how the heck do we know if they have any security robots waiting for us there?" asked Dukey.

"Dukey my boy, their room won't have any sort of those things, for they are only concentrated on the lab" replied Johnny.

"Oh, never thought about that, then let's get going then" said Dukey.

The scene then changes to the room of both Susan and Mary, as Johnny entered the room he immediately just wanted to place down the robotic fly and make a run for it.

"This place creeps me out, it's too girly!" cried Johnny.

"So just put the robotic fly Eugene gave us then?" replied Dukey.

"Hmm, I think under Susan's bed should do the trick" said Johnny as he then placed the robotic fly there.

Back on the island, Bling-Bling Boy was overjoyed that his new robotic fly was in Susan and Mary's room, particularly right under Susan's bed.

"Ah yes, Jonathan has finished his mission" laughed Bling-Bling Boy to which he then got to his chair with some of his technicians at the computer consoles, "now I can monitor and see what makes Susan tick."

While the chubby evil genius was being patient to see what sort of secrets Susan would unintentionally reveal, Johnny and Dukey immediately got out of the room and headed back to Johnny's.

"So how the heck does this thing work?" asked Dukey as he was reading the manual which Bling-Bling Boy had given him.

"You just hook up the television monitor here like a video game, and put the fly in Janet's locker" replied Johnny.

"You sure this is a good idea?" asked Dukey.

"Oh please, I just need you to sneak in at school hours as a janitor and place this fly in Janet's locker" replied Johnny.

"Sounds tough, but I'll do it" said Dukey.

As Johnny was about to see what makes Janet Nelson Jr. tick, a certain talking evil genius cat Mister Mittens was plotting for revenge of the flaming-headed boy in his secret hideout.

"That flaming-headed boy will be the end of me!" cried Mister Mittens as he was slamming his paw on the table.

"Don't worry sir, I'm sure something would come up" replied his butler.

"It better, or I'm going to have to go to extremes to see what Johnny is up to" said Mister Mittens, "and I think I just know who to go to."