'Bart Simpson!' Principal Skinner slammed his hands down on his desk and glared at the spiky,blond haird boy in front of him. Bart Simpson just did a "what,me?" Look. "This is low even for you" continued the principal. "Gluing down the tioet seats then passing out free water to every kid in the school."

Bart's eyes widened. "Hey! Do you know how long I spent perfecting that prank?" He asked, offended at Principal Skinner for calling his prank "low."

Principal Skinner merely frowned then turned back to the record log cabnit, and selected a thick black leather book with gold letters saying "Bart Simpson." It was almost full. Principal Skinner wrote out a slip,then handed it to Bart, who rolled his eyes and snatched the slip. "Oh, and your sister already knows about the note, so don't bother throwing it away" Skinner called out as Bart left the office. Bart sighed and uncrumpled the paper, then walked out of the school.

"Uh . . . . Principal Skinner, you do know it's only lunch time, right?" Edna Krabappel said as she blew out a lungful of smoke. Principal Skinner just nodded and tapped his nose.

"Ha!" Edna said, before lighting another cigarette.

Bart was skateboarding home, and was halfway there, when a ball came out of nowhere and hit his skateoard,sending him tumling off of it. Looking up, he saw Jimbo,Kearney and Dolf all laughing and giving each other pats on the backs. "Dude's, not cool!" Exclaimed Bart as he got to his feet.

Dolph nodded to his to friends and they dragged Bart into an alley. "Rough em, boys!" Jimbo cackled. Kearney and Dolph gave him a blank stare. "You know, Manhandle, maltrate" seeing his friends blank stares, Jimbo sighed, pointed at Bart and said "beat him up!"Dolph and Kearney nodded and closed in on Bart.

If anyone had been near, they would of have heard a groan, a cry and a plead for mercy. But nobody did. In fact, it wasn't until Bart Simpson walked out of the alley completely unscathed, while Jimbo,Kearney and Dolph were holding their arms, that people realized what just happened.

And that was why Homer and Marge Simpson found their son escorted home by Louii and Eddy.