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Regina Mills was infuriated.

Not unlike previous times with Emma Swan, but infuriated none the less. She had walked back into their shared cabin only to find a mess in every possible corner there was. How can someone even make such a big mess in such a small space?! She trudged through the littered clothes, leftover food wrappers, and piles of books until she reached their bunk beds. Scrunching up her nose she eyed the damp shirt Emma was wearing earlier that day hanging off the top bunk and half into hers when the bathroom door was flung open revealing the culprit of the trashed room. Green eyes went wide as Emma quickly grabbed the toothbrush out of her mouth to explain.

"Regina!" the sheriff choked out.

"Ms. Swan" the mayor said dryly.

"I can explain!" she said while wiping the toothpaste from her bottom lip and tripping over a book to grab the hanging shirt off the bed, "I wasn't feeling so great on deck with the whole sea sickness thing, and I came down to grab something for it but couldn't find any medicine anywhere and I guess I kind of ripped up the place looking for it," she rattled off quickly, looking terrified and a little green.

Regina eyed the blonde warily as she took in the ragged appearance in front of her and for a millisecond almost felt bad for her. Almost. "Explain to me again Ms. Swan how your stomach wrecked our entire cabin?"

Turning a shade of lighter green Emma once again began a rapid fire tirade, "Well that medicine that Rumple gave me for the sea sickness," she paused taking in a deep breath holding her stomach, "wore off and I came down here to find more. I thought I had put it in my trunk but couldn't find it, so then I thought it fell to the bottom of it and just ended up taking everything out. I guess it kind of got everywhere." The blonde looked at her hands sheepishly. "Then I thought I could find a spell in one of the books you gave me for learning magic, but there weren't any healing books." Emma took in a shaky breath looking into the brown eyes studying her. "I'm so sorry Regina, I promise I'll clean it up, I…" Emma never got a chance to finish her sentence as she grabbed her stomach and lunged back into the bathroom, no time for closing the door. She heaved whatever she had left in her system, which she thought really couldn't be much at this point, into the toilet. Gripping the toilet seat she coughed once more before resting her forehead on it.

Emma Swan was exhausted.

Forgetting completely about the shared company in her room, Emma blindly grabbed at the toilet paper to wipe her mouth when once again she found herself gripping the toilet seat and emptying her stomach. Strong but soft hands were suddenly on her back rubbing circles and the smell of apples engulfed her. For a minute Emma was comforted and breathing even, but the ship lurched forward and so did Emma. Not quite making it all into the toilet, wide brown eyes now stared at the mess on both their shirts.

"Ms. Swan!" Regina yelled.

Emma groaned and let her head fall back on the toilet seat.

Regina quickly stood up and walked out of the bathroom removing the offending shirt. Emma lay with the side of her face on the seat watching the mayors figure walk toward their bunk beds, taking in the sight of smooth olive skin and a deep red bra. I should get sick more often.

Regina quickly grabbed a clean shirt from her bunk and put it on before turning around.

"Take a picture it will last longer," she smirked.

Wait! How did she know? The blonde rolled her forehead back onto the toilet seat and took a deep breath before flushing.

Slowly she leaned back and looked up at the mayor standing in the doorway, hands on her hips. Deep brown eyes surveyed her with a look of offense and something else. Worry? "Next time you feel the need to redecorate our bunk please ask me first. I have many tricks up my sleeve Ms. Swan" With that she waved her hand and Emma felt a wave of relief wash over her, instantly feeling better.

Green eyes became brighter as they looked up to find a familiar smirk, "Thank you Regina."

A slight nod was all Emma got, as Regina turned around to make her way out of the room before calling over her shoulder, "And it wouldn't hurt to take a shower either Emma." The sheriff was left confused and relieved as a wink and smile disappeared out her cabin door.

"This is going to be a long trip" she said to the empty space, resting her head on the back of the door.


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