Love Gets Me Every Time – Shania Twain
Hanatarou wasn't exactly a ladies man. He wasn't a object of lust for the men either. They never really noticed him, and even if they did see him, they just focused on someone else, like Matsumoto or Hinamori.
Hanatarou was eventually roped into saving a woman called Rukia, who he barely knew anything about, by two men called Ichigo and Ganju. Recently, he had been cleaning the woman's cell. He felt sorry for the other woman, being jailed for a crime that had never once been looked at as bad.
He eventually managed to realise that he was in love with the other woman, Rukia. She would never notice him though.
Wrong.
They rescued Rukia, she kissed him, he fainted.
Love got him every time.
Demonoid Phenomenon – Rob Zombie
Fierce. Brutal. Powerful. Those might be words you would use if you were describing Zaraki, but Hanatarou was the exact opposite. He wasn't strong, he was timid and he could barely use violence without being sorry for it or being pummelled to the ground.
Eventually, there came a point in time where Hanatarou was needed to heal the substitute soul reaper, Ichigo Kurosaki. Ichigo had been wounded in yet another fight with Zaraki, who had always wanted to fight Ichigo 24/7.
Hanatarou had used his zanpacuto to heal Ichigo, but it had filled up the scalpel. Eventually, he had no way in controlling it, as it let out a familiar red blast which shot out of the hospital room, straight into Zaraki who was about to walk into the room.
Zaraki fell over, but quickly got up. Hanatarou was nervous, but Zaraki simply laughed.
He had struck a human battle machine, a demon, and yet the demon simply laughed it off.
'Hey, kid, how about we fight sometime?'
Hanatarou fainted.
'Goodnight Demonslayer' by Voltaire
Hanatarou may be a healer, but even he succumbs to sickness. He was unwell, and felt horrible. Feeling sorry for him, Captain Unohana sent in none other than Captain Kurosotchi to tell him a bedtime story.
Kurosotchi wasted no time in talking about dissecting humans, feeling organs, making chemicals and testing all his concoctions on Nemu.
This of course scared Hanatarou shitless.
Kurosotchi continued, talking about poison and how he felt it was a delightful substance. He asked Hanatarou if he wanted some.
Hanatarou said no, of course.
Unohana came in, and noticed that Kurosotchi was traumatising Hanatarou, instead of reading him a story. Feeling angry, she came in and started to shout at Kurosotchi, scaring everyone in Squad 4.
While the attention was off him, Hanatarou finally went to sleep, relaxing and being at peace.
Good night little healer, good night.
Kagerow – Des-Row
Hanatarou frowned. He was alone, and had recently been given a iPod by Kenpachi, who had recently got one from the human world. Nobody was sure how and they were scared to ask.
Kenpachi's iPod was full of metal songs, which had intimidated Hanatarou to no end.
Until, he found one song which wasn't metal.
'Kagerow' by Des-Row
Waking The Demon – Bullet For My Valentine
Hanatarou wasn't sure about who had created 'Soul Society's First Ever Screamo Singing Competition' or why someone had signed his name up. He suspected that it was probably someone from Squad 11, trying to torment him. He didn't know any screamo songs, the most hardcore song he liked was 'Barbie Girl'.
Kenpachi had went up first, then Ikkaku, then Ichigo and suprisingly, Yachiru went up and screamed so loud that it woke up everyone in Soul Society.
Nervous about going up, a hand was placed on his shoulder.
'Don't scream. Just sing. Your voice is simply beautiful.' Said Yumichika, who explained that he had signed Hanatarou up.
Hanatarou frowned.
Shakespeare's Sister – The Smiths
Hanatarou liked to read. There wasn't much to do in Squad 4, apart from either treating wounds, doing chores for the other divisions or reading medical books. Hanatarou chose the third one, not wanting to get involved.
He was confronted suddenly, by Captain Kutchki, who had an expressionless look on his face. He simply handed Hanatarou a book, and then flashed off.
'Hamlet, as told by Chappy the Bunny. Written by – Rukia Kutchki?'
'Love Me' by Justin Bieber
Matsumoto was a hyper active woman, who could've had any man due to her massive bosoms. All the men in Soul Society (except Ichigo and Kenpachi, who were a couple) wanted her.
She chose a man who was tough, strong, fierce and brave.
Just kidding. She chose Hanatarou, who was completely oblivious to her crush.
One day, she couldn't take it anymore and pounced on Hanatarou, smothering his face with her bosoms.
'Love me!' Matsumoto said.
'Help me.' Replied Hanatarou.
Scary Monsters (& Super Creeps) – David Bowie
The Arrancar were a horrible lot, soldiers created by former Captain Aizen in order to take over the world.
Hanatarou had met one before, a fast, slightly effeminate one who was battling against Captain Kutchki. The monsterous man had control over Rukia, and tried to make her attack him. Hanatarou was hurt, but then again, he gets hurt by a simple paper cut and acts like he's been stabbed.
There was one other monsterous man (if you could call it a man) that he had quickly glanced at.
A man in female clothing, who called himself Charlotte. He talked about how beautiful he was, and struck poses every five seconds.
Hanatarou was creeped out.
The man/woman was a scary monster, and a super creep.
'The Kinslayer' by Nightwish
Hanatarou didn't have a family to speak off, and was often upset about this. At least the other Shinigami had friends, Hanatarou had nothing. No next of kin. No family. Nothing.
The only person he knew was Ichigo, who was too busy fighting and listening to his iPod, blasting out heavy metal at full volume.
Ichigo never seemed to get along with his family, and often talked about fighting his father and how he despised his crazy dad.
Hanatarou often wondered if all families were like that. Ichigo was his father's next of kin, and would have to carry on his father's legacy/medical clinic when he passed away. Of course, Isshin would probably go to the Soul Society and still contact Ichigo.
Why couldn't Hanatarou have family? Why didn't he have kin?
'Inject Me Sweetly' by Blood on the Dancefloor & Jeffree Star
Hanatarou was a virgin, and he was proud of it. At least, he acted like he was proud. And for some reason, every time he said he was a virgin, thunder crackled. Could they even get thunder in the Soul Society? He guessed that the thunder represented his hope of finding someone.
But he knew that he would never find anyone.
He was a wilted flower, in a field full of roses.
