This happened when I was talking to my Jedi Council Forums buddies in an
AIM chatroom. We started wondering what Sauron was REALLY like behind that
ugly helmet, and the results were hilarious. Read on and find out....
"My name ith Thauron. I make pwetty gold Wings to expweth my thenthitivity."
"Thup, boyth?"
"What'th happening, man?"
"Watch where you point that thing, Tharuman, thweetie."
"Woo hoo! Look, boyth! Thee how my pwetty gold Wing moves the buncheth of people?"
"Ouch! My fingerth! You un-thenthitive person, you cut off my fingerth!"
"Bagginth, give me my Wing! NO FAIR! I WANT MY PWETTY WING BACK!"
"Oo, Bagginth! You're thuch a bad boy!"
"It'th the Wing-bearer Bagginth! Get 'em, boyth!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Tharuman, thothe are MY Orcth!!!"
"I have a bad temper, big fingerth, and an ugly helmet. Fear me, innothenth!"
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Sauron: "My name ith Thauron."
Villains Society: "Hello, Sauron!"
Sauron: "And I'm a bad guy...."
VS: "That's okay, we're Bad Guys too!"
Sauron: "And I'm here becauthe.... my Orcth thaid I was too thenthitive to be a villain! They're thweatening to make me into a giant eyeball and put my thoul in a jar!"
Darth Vader: "Did you ever stop to consider that maybe you ARE too thenthitive? I mean, sensitive?"
Sauron: "No, I.... OH, VADER! That black leather and vinyl lookth tho thlimming on you! Ith it Gucci?"
Vader: "I'm hoping the good guys win this one...."
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"My name ith Thauron. I make pwetty gold Wings to expweth my thenthitivity."
"Thup, boyth?"
"What'th happening, man?"
"Watch where you point that thing, Tharuman, thweetie."
"Woo hoo! Look, boyth! Thee how my pwetty gold Wing moves the buncheth of people?"
"Ouch! My fingerth! You un-thenthitive person, you cut off my fingerth!"
"Bagginth, give me my Wing! NO FAIR! I WANT MY PWETTY WING BACK!"
"Oo, Bagginth! You're thuch a bad boy!"
"It'th the Wing-bearer Bagginth! Get 'em, boyth!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Tharuman, thothe are MY Orcth!!!"
"I have a bad temper, big fingerth, and an ugly helmet. Fear me, innothenth!"
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Sauron: "My name ith Thauron."
Villains Society: "Hello, Sauron!"
Sauron: "And I'm a bad guy...."
VS: "That's okay, we're Bad Guys too!"
Sauron: "And I'm here becauthe.... my Orcth thaid I was too thenthitive to be a villain! They're thweatening to make me into a giant eyeball and put my thoul in a jar!"
Darth Vader: "Did you ever stop to consider that maybe you ARE too thenthitive? I mean, sensitive?"
Sauron: "No, I.... OH, VADER! That black leather and vinyl lookth tho thlimming on you! Ith it Gucci?"
Vader: "I'm hoping the good guys win this one...."
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